Bread de Ecstacy Croissant Onahole Review

Listen, not once in my life have I ever looked at a croissant and said, “Wow, I’d sure love to fuck that!”

But after receiving the new Bread de Ecstacy (US Link | Europe Link) from Motsutoys, I can now say that I have, and I’m sure as heck going to do it again.

As someone with dozens of onaholes, it takes a lot to get me excited about a new one. And considering how unique this one is, I couldn’t wait to try it out.

But will the Bread de Ecstacy actually bring your baguette to life, or is it just a gimmick?

In this review, I’ll cover everything you need to know!

Packaging Of the Bread de Ecstacy

 

I really appreciate it when companies go the extra mile to make the packaging nice – and the Bread de Ecstacy cuts no corners here.

On the outside of the box we have a sexy baker girl, lifting a fresh croissant up and ready to be packaged for us. But that’s not all… what’s really cool is the inside of the package!

We get more art, yes. But what we ALSO get is what looks like a croissant that was carefully prepared in a way for us to pull out and enjoy. It’s actually packaged like a croissant. That’s a nice touch and reminds me a lot of what might be my favorite onahole packaging ever, the Secret Spellbook onahole that I reviewed here.

They didn’t have to go the extra mile, but they did. And it shows.

This ain’t your supermarket croissant. This croissant feels like it was made with love from a luxury French bakery, and will be the croissant you compare all other croissants to for the rest of your life. *Chef’s kiss*

Even the names of the different sections of the tunnel tie into the croissant theme. “French Crusy Gate.” “Doughy Ridges.” “Flaky Squeeze.”

Yes, it’s a novelty onahole. But Seiraku Toys (the manufacturer) really went all the way to make it fun and immersive.

Appearance, Design And Weight

Okay, listen. When Motsutoys sent me this for review, I didn’t know what to expect. The product was not out yet on either of their sites, so I was completely in the dark.

I was not expecting this.

This toy is HUGE, and I mean that in a good way. If it were an actual croissant, I would not be able to eat it in one sitting. Measuring at 22cm (~8.66 inches) long, this is one of the largest onaholes I have that’s still able to be used with one hand.

Its length actually gives it one of its biggest unique advantages though – if you have a long penis, this is one of the few onaholes you will be able to fully enjoy without discomfort or fear of breaking it.

In fact, l feel puncturing a hole in this thing would be damn near impossible. It is very thick all around. Which, I suppose it has to be to make a tunnel with this much texture inside and still have it look like a croissant.

Despite being so large, it’s surprisingly ergonomic to hold.

The fact that you have to wrap your hand around such a wide area has helped to prevent wrist pain, which I’ve experienced with longer sessions with some onaholes. The ridges provide a natural and comfortable place to rest your thumb, while the rest of your fingers hold the flatter, back part.

The back is still easy to grip, and being flat, it won’t roll (heh, roll) when you set it down on a table.

Finally, unless you go poking around the entrance, it doesn’t look like a sex toy at first glance. This can save you if you accidentally leave it out.

The Feeling Of The Bread de Ecstacy Croissant Onahole

So, when you stick it into that inviting, golden-brown tunnel, what do you feel?

I would describe the Bread de Ecstacy (US Link | Europe Link) as hard and tight, with high stimulation. It’s not extremely tight like many ‘virgin’ onaholes, but it’s still pretty tight. Especially the entrance, which reminds me of the feeling of having anal sex.

While there are 5 unique sections in this tunnel, the feeling of the material rubbing against you is relatively consistent throughout. What does change more prominently is the feeling of tightness as you move through it.

The one exception is section five, which I’ll admit, does feel wonderful to push into! However, I fear people with smaller than average penises may not be able to reach it.

That is one of the challenges of making onaholes, especially with a climatic end like this. Too small, and people with larger penises can’t enjoy it as much. Too long, and people with smaller penises can’t reach it.

Throughout the entire tunnel, the word I’d describe it would be “flaky”. You see those little rectangles along the bottom and side of the tunnel? Those provide a small amount of resistance and then brush your cock as you slide through it. It feels like you’re being caressed by a hundred delicious flakes, hugging your cock with each pump, only to do it again with your next thrust.

For some people, this will be their favorite onahole. That sensation is quite unique and makes it feel different than other toys they may have. It’s not realistic to an actual vagina, but come on. You’re fucking a toy modeled after bread.

So, how did I like it?

I have to admit, I am not the biggest fan of how hard and rough it feels. It’s certainly very pleasurable and I’ve had some mindblowing orgasms with it, but I simply have other onaholes that I enjoy more. For another high stimulation toy, I’d probably choose the Nurse’s Special Treatment onahip that I reviewed here.

Then again, if this were my first onahole ever, I’d be VERY pleased. Most people aren’t collectors like I am.

Where this onahole does shine however is if you want something harder with high stimulation, and you also have a larger than average penis. This might be the best hard onahole in this category that I’ve tried so far.

If you’re larger than average and prefer softer stimulation, I’d recommend the ‘Eiyo no Meiki Arina Hashimoto‘ or the Brain Hacker DX, which I’ve reviewed here.

Cleaning

Cleaning the Bread de Ecstacy Croissant was fairly easy. It may take slightly longer than usual due to there being so much material lube can get stuck in, but it’s not much worse than usual.

You do need to be careful digging your fingers around inside and not pulling on anything. Some of the material did seem to get ripped off and pulled out while I was cleaning it. Note however that this has never happened during normal use, so it’s not a major concern.

Drying it is easy enough using a KYO drying stick, which you can grab here – (US Link | Europe Link)

Note that water can get stuck inside the ridges of the croissant. Pay extra care if you’re going to store it for a long time to ensure it’s fully dry.

Closing Thoughts

While the Bread de Ecstacy (US Link | Europe Link) is not my favorite onahole ever, there are some people that are going to really love this one, beyond just the novelty of it.

Let’s summarize this review by looking over my pros and cons!

If you’d like to pick up the Bread de Ecstacy, you can do by clicking here ➡️ (US Link | Europe Link)

Novelty onaholes sometimes get released with limited production runs, and may not restock after they sell out. So, I’d recommend picking this one up fast if you want to get it.

I’m happy to share that if you purchase through any link within this article, you’ll also receive a free bonus onahole to go with it! This costs you nothing extra, but will need to be done in a normal browser – not incognito or private mode.

Have any questions about the Bread de Ecstacy?

Ask them below and I’ll be happy to help!

~ Majora