SeanVR Goblin Cup Onahole Review (Tried And Tested!)

I’ll be honest – I’ve never been super into goblin girls. And ever since I found Lexi’s monster girl audios, I’ve been binging them a lot.

But if goblin pussy feels this good, I’ve clearly been missing out on something good.

For a relatively cheap price of $27.95 (or Euros), I did not expect miracles. And frankly, neither should you.

But as far as value goes, this is a really great cheaper sleeve. In this review, I’ll be sharing my full thought son the SeanVR Goblin Cup (US Link | EU Link), from its design, feelings during use, cleaning, and more.

SeanVR Goblin Cup – The Packaging And Design

 

Because this is a cup onahole, what you see is pretty much what you get.

Other than some plastic wrap on the outside, the packaging for the sleeve is the cup itself – and this one is pretty well-designed!

The character is based on SeanVR – also known as VRChat Sean, a popular Vtuber and online streamer. On the packaging, you get to enjoy her goblin avatar in some sexy, revealing outfit.

This is one of the rare opportunities the art will be right there alongside you while you use it, so it’s great that so much thought went into it.

To use the sleeve, simply unscrew the cap and the tunnel will be right there for you to lube up and plunge into.

Design wise, we have a few things that make this unique:

First of all, the most obvious thing is the green, goblin covered skin. Even if you kept it outside of the cup for whatever reason, the green skin tone would make the sleeve instantly recognizable among the others in your collection. It’s a nice reminder that “hey, this ain’t normal human pussy. This is GOBLIN pussy I’m gonna fuck!” Very nice.

I’m happy to share that despite hard scrubbing and trying to make it happen, none of the color has washed or faded away so far. It’s as green as the day I got it.

The sleeve insertion / removal is also very convenient. The sleeve pulls right out when it’s time to clean it – or if you prefer using it without the cup.

For storage, it slides back in easily without being a pain to get back into place. Some cup onaholes you really have to wrestle into place, but this one goes right back in smoothly.

SeanVR Goblin Cup – The Feeling

Never tried goblin pussy before?

You’re in for a treat, my friend!

Now I do want to say that if you fuck it inside of the cup, the first thing you’ll notice is that the SeanVR Goblin Cup (US Link | EU Link) is tight. VERY tight. Goblin girls must do nothing but train their pelvic floor muscles or something, because god damn, it was a squeeze for sure.

When you’re really horny, letting a very tight goblin pussy milk you is bliss. But if you do pick this one up, I encourage you to try it outside of the cup too.

I found that letting it get a bit looser really allowed you to feel all the distinct sections much more clearly.

I’m gonna be honest. A lot of the times when I see these graphics with different sections, I don’t totally feel it. It all kind of blends together into a mush of pleasure. But this one is different.

While I don’t notice point 1 very much, the bumps in point 2 very noticeably carress your shaft as you pump in and out. You can feel the squeeze at the bumpy gobstopper as you push into the final section, the ‘high-five finale.’

The high-five finale is where it turns from ‘good’ to ‘I may give up human pussy forever and marry a goblin instead.’

Pulling out just far enough to get to point 3 just so you can push through into the fourth zone again is insanely pleasurable.

Taking It A Step Further

This sleeve (US Link | EU Link) is good on its own, especially for the price.

However, it goes to an entirely different level using something like The Handy or the Lovense Solace Pro (with the onahole grip kit.)

This is because you can set up automatic stroker toys to either pull almost all the way off your cock, without going too far and making the toy slip off. This allows you to really take advantage of all four pleasure sections.

OR, my favorite, is to have the stroker pull off just enough to take you back to point 3, and stroke even faster right at the top.

I love bigger toys. The Nurse’s Special Treatment onahip is one of my favorites ever because it feels so insanely good. But a lighter toy like this one, strapped to an automatic stroker… words can not do it justice. I promise you.

Cleaning

Cleaning the SeanVR Goblin Cup is effortless, due to the way it’s designed.

The sleeve pops out and can be reinserted back into the cup in seconds. It also safely folds inside out, so any lube or bodily fluids can be rinsed off very quickly.

Because the sleeve lives inside a cup, this also has another bonus of keeping dust and debris away when not in use – making it a great onahole to bring with you while traveling, too!

Closing Thoughts

Let’s look back over this review with a list of my pros and cons:

You can grab the SeanVR Goblin Cup onahole here – (US Link | EU Link)

I didn’t have high hopes, but my expectations were blown out of the water. Again, it’s not the best onahole I’ve ever used, but it’s a darn good deal for the price – especially if you have an automatic stroking toy to use it with!

Have any questions about the SeanVR Goblin Cup? Write them below and I’ll be happy to answer them for you!