Fucking Machines Review (Kink.com) – Worth Signing Up?
Fucking Machines as a concept is hot – especially when you combine it with bondage.
Whether you’re the woman that enjoys being in held in place while a machine relentlessly fucks your holes to orgasm after orgasm, or the lucky guy that’s watching, there’s a reason my own fucking machine is one of my favorite sex toys!
FuckingMachines.com is the world’s most popular website dedicated to porn involving Fucking Machines, and is now one of the channels included with Kink Premium.
So, in this article, I’ll be reviewing the Fucking Machines channel on Kink. If you want to read my full review on Kink, click here.
Anyway, let’s get started!
Fucking Machines At A Glance
As I share information about Fucking Machines, I want to remind you that this is only one of 50+ channels offered with a Kink membership.
Of course, we all have our favorites, which is why I wanted to post this review in addition to my full Kink.com.
Anyway, here’s some information about Fucking Machines at a glance!
Price: $39.99 when paying monthly, down to $15 when signing up for a year at a time. If you only got access to Fucking Machines, I would say this is rather expensive. Considering you get access to Kink’s full library of 15,000+ scenes, I don’t think this price is unreasonable – Kink is the largest fetish network in existence.
Number of scenes: 1,204, as of the time of writing. Scenes are able to be either streamed or downloaded.
Scene length: Scenes tend to be around 35 minutes on average, though there are certainly some scenes going for over an hour, with others less than 20 minutes. Still, 35-40 minutes is a good average.
Frequency of updates: It is January 9th, 2024 as I write this. Since the end of 2021, there have been 5 updates – which is strange, since this was such a popular website. All of those 5 updates have either been in November or December – Kink may just be adding occasional updates so members don’t complain that the site has officially stopped updating. But realistically, 3 scenes a year isn’t fooling anyone – the site may as well have stopped updating.
Video format: .MP4. Only 6 scenes are available in 1080P HD, the rest are available in either 720P or 480p. This is a shame, because Kink certainly had the opportunity to release these scenes in 1080p far before they actually did.
Downloads: There are no download limits with Kink Premium, and this includes Fucking Machines. I downloaded hundreds of videos shortly after signing up, with nothing stopping me. Download speeds are in line with what I’d expect with my internet connection.
Cross-sells: There is one pre-checked cross-sell when signing up to Kink premium. Pay attention to this!
Customer support: When testing Kink’s customer support time, I received a response in just 28 minutes. Pretty good!
Lexi’s Thoughts On FuckingMachines.com – The Pros
Now that we know some general information about the website / channel, let’s look over the pros and cons!
Mainstream Models, With Top-Tier Fucking Machine Porn!
There aren’t really a lot of websites on the internet dedicated to fucking machines. So, despite the fact that they’ve essentially stopped updating their site, they are still number one when it comes to fucking machine porn.
The fact that they’ve got good settings / locatinos for usage, AND A-list pornstars to film with means that you’ve got a perfect combination for top tier videos.
That being said, since they stopped pushing out regular updates in 2019, you aren’t going to see any up-and-comers or models that are new to the industry.
Large Number Of Different Scenes
With 1,200+ different scenes, you’ve certainly got a lot to choose from! Especially when you consider the fact that well, there’s only so much you can do with a fucking machine.
Most of the scenes feature one girl, and no male performer. Some of them include two girls, some of them include bondage tied in, and some of them are even live shows!
In addition to the classic fucking machine, there are lots of scenes that include devices like sybians as well, which I find to be really hot!
(Gosh, I wish I could afford one!)
While I wish more of them had stories behind them (similar to their gangbang series’), the scenes are hot enough on their own to where it’s not really an issue.
Access To The Full Kink Network
When you go to FuckingMachines.com, you’ll notice that you get redirected to Kink. Included in the $39.99 / month membership gives you access to all standard Kink channels, which, well, is a lot more than just Fucking Machines!
The Cons
Now, let’s look over the cons.
The Site Is No Longer Receiving Regular Updates
I said this already, so you probably knew it was coming.
Fucking Machines was such a popular series for Kink, I have no idea why they discontinued it. Sure, they’ve published 5 new scenes in the last 2 years… but come on.
No Photosets To Go With Videos
Technically, videos do have a zipped folder of photos.
However, these are all just screencaps from the video itself, showcasing what’s in it. There are no additional exclusive photos to go along with the films.
Lack Of 1080p / 4K Videos
1,198 of the 1,204 scenes available at the time of writing are in 720p or 480p.
I did a quick check – about 70% of the scenes are available in 720p, with the oldest 30% being available only in 480p.
Closing Thoughts
Now that we’ve covered everything you need to know about Fucking Machines, let’s summarize with my list of pros and cons!
Fucking Machines - The Verdict
Pros
- 1,200+ diverse, well produced scenes
- Mainstream models producing fetish porn
- Usage of additional devices, like sybians
- Access to Kink’s full library of 15,000+ scenes, across 100+ channels
Cons
- The site is no longer receiving regular updates
- Only 0.5% of scenes are in 1080p, and none are in 4K
- No photosets
Have you watched any of the Fucking Machines videos? What did you think of them?
I’d love to hear what you think of the site in the comments below – and be sure to check out this page for my full review of the Kink.com network!
~ Lexi
Lewd Lexi is a professional adult voice actress, phone sex operator, and sexuality educator. Here on LewdLexi.com, she shares not only her newest releases and projects, but works to provide resources to give everyone a better sex life!
