The Three Ages Onahip Review
Seiraku Toys released one of the most unique toys I’ve ever seen, and in doing so solved one of the biggest problems of onahips.
Interchangeable tunnels.
Their ‘The Three Ages’ onahip (US Link | Europe Link) lets you easily pop out the included tunnels and swap them with each other, while still giving you the full size and immersion that onahips offer. The result? No wrestling with a giant, wet hip that you have to clean in your shower after you’re done with it.
But does The Three Ages onahip pull it off, or is this just a gimmick? Are the included tunnels even any good anyway, or was all the budget used up in the hip design itself?
In this article, I’ll be sharing my full thoughts after trying this onahip – and each included tunnel, for myself!
The Three Ages – The Packaging
The premise of this onahip is that you get to enjoy the same girl at 3 different ages – age 18, age 28, and age 38 – and you get to select the pussy that she’ll have at your will.
This means you get the choice between legal teen pussy, young adult pussy, and MILF pussy, all in the same hip.
Pretty cool!
The whole outer box art plays into this theme, as you can see. Rather than focusing on the characters, the box shows a lot of different product photos, which makes sense since there’s well, 4 tunnels here. 3 insertable sleeves, and the anal tunnel that’s always present on the hip.
(From left to right the text reads, ‘I’ll give you a special experience that only I can provide, I’ll make a night you’ll never forget, and Will you accept my naughty fantasies?’
Inside the box, you’ll find the hip packaged neatly in protective casing. The casing all provides cutouts to hold each of the three tunnels – one on each side of the hip, and one horizontally across the top. Unfortunately, mine arrived floating loosely around the package, likely becoming dislodged during shipping.
Ultimately, this isn’t a huge deal – they stay put just fine if you use the box for storage once you actually have it.
The Three Ages – The Design
This is where The Three Ages onahip (US Link | Europe Link) really gets unique.
This is a full sized hip, weighing about 19 pounds (or 8.6 kilograms.) This means you have all the benefit of using a hip – the realism, the heft of feeling those butt cheeks in your hand, feeling the legs rest against your thighs as it slams down… all of it.
Only instead of having a fixed vagina tunnel, the sleeves pop out, leaving a big hole until you put another one in.
If you’ve ever used a cup-style onahole or a product like the KYO Fusion, you know how these work.
All you’ve got to do is push the tunnel inside until it’s snuggly in place. To remove it, just carefully pull on it until it pops up. The entire process takes under 30 seconds.
The back of the onahip gives everything you’d hope for – a nice, plump ass to squeeze or smack as you enjoy fucking it. No complaints here, it feels great to hold and squeeze.
A quick note about the tunnels themselves – each one is quite long, which is great for people with longer penises. Given the fact that that are several onaholes here, I expected Seiraku Toys to cut corners. But the material doesn’t feel any cheaper than any other quality onahole.
The Three Ages – The Feeling
So, how do the four tunnels – the three vaginal, plus the one anal tunnel, feel?
Well, one of the strengths is this toy (US Link | Europe Link) is versatility – in a toy like this, having options is one of the big advantages. I’m happy to share that all the tunnels are quite different from each other!
If I had to sum them up, I’d say:
- The 18 year old tunnel is surprisingly, the loosest and least stimulating of them all. Great for long sessions and edging, as well as those that prefer softer feeling toys.
- The 28 year old tunnel is by far the most stimulating. You’ll feel a lot of raised, hard bumps that squeeze down onto your shaft and take you for a rougher, more intense ride.”
- The 38 year old is a blend between the two. It’s still on the more stimulating side, but less ‘in your face’ with it. Without looking at the tunnel design, it feels like going through lots of pleasurable ridges. The first third of the tunnel is particularly well done, making this a great choice if you like long, deliberate strokes.
- The anal tunnel is less stimulating than the 28 year old tunnel, but more stimulating than the others. Interestingly, it had kind of the opposite shape you’d normally expect with an anal tunnel – it got tighter as it went on, rather than opening up. The ‘anal ring’ sensation you want to push through was a few inches into the tunnel, not at the entrance. Still, it was highly pleasurable.
Each of the three vaginal sleeves can be used outside of the hip should you wish to do so. When using them outside of the hip, the 18 year old was my favorite. Inside the hip, my favorite by far was the 28 year old.
The hip itself clamps down onto the tunnel, making each one tighter and bringing out the uniqueness of each sleeve. I’m a fan of high stimulation toys myself, so this one felt incredible.
Note that I’d still give the Cherry Hyper the edge when it comes to total realism in a hip, and the Cherry Auto SDP-X the highest overall ‘wow’ factor in terms of what’s possible to feel with a toy. That is the only other hip I’ve used with a detachable sleeve, but it also has vibration, suction, auto stroking, and heat, so a normal toy was never going to compete with that, haha.
Where this toy shines is the fact that each of the three sleeves feels different from each other, and it’s very fast to swap them out mid-session.
Oh yeah, and cleaning all three of them is still faster than cleaning a regular onahip.
Cleaning
The first major advantage of this toy is versatility – it’s like having 3 hips in one.
The second major advantage is cleaning.
I now own like 5 full sized hips. I love using them, they truly provide an experience you can’t get with a regular sleeve. But, using one is a rare treat, because I hate dealing with the cleaning after.
(My girlfriend kindly offers to clean them, but that just feels… wrong.)
Unless you use the anal tunnel, there is NO hassle cleaning The Three Ages onahip. Pull out the sleeve, wash it like any other sleeve, dry it outside the hip, and you’re good to go.
There is no hauling a heavy onahip to the shower when you’re tired. No wrestling it and getting your chest all wet trying to scrape all the lube out. No accidentally dropping it while it’s all wet and getting it dirty again.
You can enjoy the hip, with NO extra cleaning hassle.
Just know when you DO choose to use the anal tunnel, you will have to deal with the full onahip cleaning experience. Water will also get in the giant hole where the sleeves go, so you’ll want to dry that out. A paper towel is easy enough to use, as you can easily get your hand inside the full thing. Gotta admit I haven’t tried fisting the toy yet, though.
Closing Thoughts
I was REALLY worried that this was going to be a gimmick. That the included sleeves would be cheap junk, and it simply wouldn’t come close to other onahips offered by Onahole.com / Motsutoys.
Thankfully, this product delivered.
The fact that it’s so easy to clean would have made this a good deal with just one of the sleeves. The fact that you basically get three hips in one – that all offer a different experience, makes it an incredible value.
Let’s end this review by looking over my pros and cons:
The Three Ages Onahip - The Verdict
Pros
- Three interchangable sleeves offers incredible versatility
- Full, hefty onahip that feels very realistic to use
- Very quick to change sleeves
- Both low and high stimulation options
- Detachable sleeves means quick and easy cleaning
Cons
- Tunnels are not labeled, and look similar. Hard to tell which is which.
- 18 and 38 year old tunnel feel somewhat similar
You can pick up this onahip by clicking here. (US Link | Europe Link)
Having any questions about The Three Ages hip? Let me know and I’ll get back to you ASAP!
~ Majora
