Onahole Showdown: The Best Onaholes You Can Buy Today
You have just stumbled upon one of the biggest onahole buying guides on the internet.
I personally tested dozens of the most popular and well-liked onaholes in the world to find out which ones are truly the best. But not just the ones that feel the best, but the ones that are best for different situations.
Want a travel onahole? One with vibration? One that’s quick to use and clean? Or maybe you have a large penis, and need one that will work?
This onahole showdown gives you the best for 10 different categories, so true onahole collectors can build their arsenal without wasting money on toys that are only ‘meh.’
Without any further ado, let’s get started!
The Best Feeling Onahole Overall
I’m going to start out this list with what I consider to be the best feeling onahole I’ve ever used – the Nurse’s Special Treatment onahip by XTC Japan. (US Link | Europe Link | Review)
This isn’t the one I use most often, but when I want to treat myself, this is the onahole I go to.
This is a high-stimulation onahip that quite frankly, feels even better to fuck than a real vagina, and stimulates you without feeling so tight that it becomes uncomfortable.
(Seriously, I’ve tried quite a few onaholes that have gone too far.)
This onahole has it all. Two tunnels, a womb chamber that feels incredible to push into when you’re ready to cum, and a bubbly, hefty ass to hold onto while you fuck it.
The ONLY reason I don’t use this one all the time is because it’s a little inconvenient for sitting at a desk and edging – which is where most of my masturbation happens.
However, if you just want an incredible onahole to drain you, you can’t go wrong with this one.
The Best Onahole For Edging
If your goal is to ride the blissful edge of orgasm, stimulation is actually you’re enemy.
Heavy stimulation feels nice, but you can’t get up to the edge and stay there without cumming by accident. Even if you’re a master… masturbator. Instead, you want something that pulls you ever-closer to cumming, but leaving you in control over when it actually happens.
You know those last few strokes, right before you’re about to cum?
Using the Zhang Xiao Yu (ZXY) onahole pictured above (US Link | Europe Link | Review) lets you ride that wave of pleasure as long as you want – only it feels 10x better, because the material of the ZXY is so incredibly soft and pleasurable.
This is one of the gold standard onaholes that everyone compares all others to. In fact, I believe that every new onahole user should buy this one (along with a higher-stimulation onahole) just to see what style they like best.
It’s seriously that good, which is why it’s one of the most popular onaholes ever.
The Best Onahole For Gooning
I know what you’re thinking – what the heck am I looking at?
Yes, that’s an onahole modeled after a brain. And yes, it feels absolutely incredible to fuck.
If you can get over its design, the Brain Hacker DX (US Link | Europe Link | Review) is another incredible edging onahole if you want to get truly mindfucked, to the point your eyes are rolling back in pure bliss.
The difference between the Brain Hacker DX and the ZXY is that the Brain Hacker DX is a bit higher stimulation, but it also is quite loose. You can feel all the intricacies of the tunnel when you squeeze down on your cock through the material, but it’s not squeezing your shaft like some tighter onaholes do.
So you feel all the sensation, but it still leaves you in control.
This onahole continues feeling better the longer that you use it.
When I know I’m going to be gooning out for hours, this is the onahole I use.
The Best Travel Onahole
Let’s say you’re leaving the house. You need something small and light, but not something so flimsy that it’s going to fall apart. You also don’t want the dang thing to suck at its job – if you’re going to cum in a new place, it’d better be epic.
Which onahole do you turn to?
I’d like to recommend the ‘LOVE FACTOR Loli, Rori, and a Crazy Dash Threesome Onahole Wonderland’ set from Anime Dakimakura Pillow. (Link | Review)
Choose the ‘Slow Play’ variant if you like soft / low stimulation, or the ‘Exciting’ variant if you prefer more stimulation.
This thing is
- Very light.
- Very small (smaller onaholes exist, but they’re hard to find at this quality.)
- Somehow still very durable despite its size.
I could fit this onahole inside my shorts pocket if I wanted to, or a computer bag without problems.
It’s my new favorite travel option!
The Best Cheap Onahole
I had to go searching through my ToyDemon history to find this onahole. I think it was an add-on gift for spending over a certain amount, and it had no business being this good.
That onahole is the Sema Ana Guchurikushon – and it’s available for only $15 on ToyDemon.
Now listen – the first review on its sales page says it beats out onaholes 4x it’s price, and I don’t quite agree with that. I wouldn’t want someone to buy this as their first onahole, because they really can get so much better.
But this thing is an insane value for the price.
It was my travel onahole of choice before I tried out the Love Factor Rori because it manages to pack an insane punch, and is probably the smallest onahole I own.
I STILL use it sometimes, even when I have dozens of other more expensive onaholes to use, because I miss the sensation this one provides if I go too long without using it.
Definitely worth picking up!
The Most Convenient Onahole To Use
Next let’s look at an onahole that is just convenient to use all around.
For the longest time, I avoided sex toys because I:
1. Thought they weren’t going to be much better than using my hands (I was dead wrong.)
2. Thought the hassle wasn’t worth it.
If you’re the type of guy that just wants to enjoy a toy without having to work for it, the Leten GAME-GASM (Link | Review) is going to be right up your alley!
This is an automatic stroker that is also capable of sucking AND has a heating element built right into it. This thing is ready to go whenever you’re ready to use it, so you can just lay back, relax, and let it do all the work.
However, it’s also probably the easiest onahole to clean too, which is why it had to grab the top spot for ‘most convenient.’
The sleeve part of the device pops out and can be rinsed in the sink in a matter of seconds. There’s no digging around inside trying to clean all the lube or semen out, and once you’re done, it pops right back into place.
Very nice.
The Best Vibrating Onahole
Vibration is love. Vibration is life. There are hundreds of sex toys on the market for men that offer vibration as their primary feature.
So why don’t you commonly see it in onaholes?
When I was offered to try the ADP Doggy Style Electric VIBRATING onahip (Link | Review), I realized this isn’t just a gimmick. It gives an entirely new dimension to the onahole experience.
While I wish the vibration in this one was a bit stronger, there really isn’t many options out there for vibrating onaholes at all. In fact, when I Google “vibrating onahole”, one of the first results is the review I wrote for this onahole here.
While it wouldn’t be my first or only onahole purchase, it’s a nice way to mix it up that will tickle your pickle in a whole new way.
The Most Unique Feeling Onahole
Sometimes, you want an onahole that REALLY feels different to mix things up.
That’s when you want to use the ‘Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard’, available on ToyDemon.
It’s like trying out a different woman. Actually scratch that, it’s like trying out a whole different species.
This thing does not feel realistic at all. It is not meant to feel like a vagina, an anus, or a mouth. What it IS designed to do is pleasure you in a completely new way.
If I had to describe the sensation, it would be like getting your dick brushed by a really long toothbrush, from all directions, with the perfect amount of firmness and resistance. At the very end, you have a much softer womb chamber you can push into to mix things up, or when you want to cum.
Other people have described it as feeling like ‘pleasure sandpaper.’
This one you really can’t understand until you try it. It is VERY different than probably any other onahole you’ve tried.
For that reason, it’s worth picking up if you’re a collector.
The Best Onahole For Long Penises
Onaholes for those with large penises can be frustrating. They’re either too tight, or more commonly, too short – and you risk puncturing the end if you fuck it too hard.
Thankfully, there is a solution.
The best onahole I’ve ever tried that would be great for someone with a larger than average penis, is the Eiyo no Meiki Arina Hashimoto available from ToyDemon.
I originally picked it up because the reviews say it’s even better than the ZXY, which as mentioned earlier, is one of my favorite onaholes ever (and probably the one I use the most.)
And I’ll admit, they are quite close to each other. If you prefer a bit more stimulation and a bit tighter feel, I can confirm this one might even beat out the ZXY for you.
(I do like that, but I use the ZXY as an edging onahole, so this one isn’t quite as nice for that purpose.)
Listen, I’m about 6.5 inches fully erect, and this onahole still leaves quite bit of room to go. If I want to reach that pleasurable end, I have to really push down from the top to get to it.
You could be touting 8 inches and still not stretch this thing out. It’s a REALLY good onahole.
Enjoy it!
The Best Silicone Onahole – MRLSexdoll ‘Ivy’
Silicone onaholes are great because they aren’t as prone to mold or breakage.
TPE – which makes up the majority of onaholes, is porous in nature. This means bacteria can start growing inside the material itself, and can be hard to completely clean. And once mold starts growing, the onahole almost always needs to be thrown away – it’s not saveable.
So if you’re the type of person that wants to be able to wait a little while to clean your onahole (for example, using it before bed), an all silicone option might be best. That being said, silicone usually isn’t as soft, and silicone onaholes tend to be more expensive.
Right now, my favorite silicone onahole is actually a mini sex doll – the 1.25 ‘Ivy’ doll from MRLSexdoll. (Link | Review)
This is a higher stimulation onahole that feels pretty close to the Nurse’s Special Treatment, which I rated as my favorite onahole overall in terms of feeling.
It’s biggest downside as a ‘before bed’ onahole is that it is a bit more difficult to clean due to its shape and size.
However, being fully silicone, it actually feels quite close to a TPE onahole in terms of feeling, and I’d be perfectly happy having this one as my only onahole if I primarily used it in bed. It’s larger size doesn’t really suit it to one-handed stroking, but all that effort is worth it, because it feels freaking amazing.
Closing Thoughts
I’m not going to lie, I had a ton of fun trying out dozens of different onaholes to make this list.
But I’m not done.
If you have any other categories you’d like me to add, do me a favor and let me know through the comments below. I’d love to share my thoughts, even if it requires me to buy a couple more onaholes to do so.
(Okay, I might have a problem.)
And of course, if you have any questions about any onahole on this list, ask away!
~ Majora
