Ever since the emoji because synonymous with a woman’s ass, it’s become my favorite fruit (seriously.)

But now, ladies and gentlemen, XTC Japan has delivered a real, live peach emoji you can stick your dick into. And it’s even more fun than it sounds.

Today I’ll be reviewing the Peach Ball, a unique little onahole offered by both Onahole.com and Motsutoys (EU) for our enjoyment.

Let’s dive in!

Peach Ball Onahole – Packaging And Lore

Say what you want, but I really appreciate it when a company puts some actual thought behind their product. And here, we don’t just get some cute box art. We get a whole, exciting story.

The story says that Mei Mei, the girl on the box, was picking peaches in her family orchard when she reached up on her tiptoes to grab the highest fruit.

Unfortunately, her foot slips, and she falls over, giving you a glimpse up her dress – a brief look at her own delicious peach hidden underneath.

Now I don’t know about you, but the idea of getting a naughty peek at a cute woman’s ass is enough to get me excited, which made opening up the Peach Ball a real treat.

Now I want to say, XTC Japan really went above and beyond with the inner box art.

Keep in mind this toy is only $17.95. Even at toys double the price, you rarely get full pictures printed inside.

As you can see here, they paint the full scene for you using all sides of the inner packaging, which is a REALLY nice touch. It definitely makes me want to keep the box, so I can remember the story behind it.

It gets an A+ from me!

Peach Ball Onahole – The Design

The peach design is simultaneously what makes this onahole fun for some, and a pass for others.

The big flaw is that the Peach Ball’s (US Link | EU Link) tunnel is very short – just a couple of inches, or 5 cm. For a frame of reference, if I stick my index finger inside, it barely goes past the first knuckle before I hit the back of it.

This means that even for an average sized penis, you won’t be able to enter in all the way. On the contrary though, if you have a smaller than average cock, this is one onahole where you may be able to comfortably hit the back of it.

(And hey, no shame. Smaller guys deserve that pleasure too!)

But hey, despite that I really dig the whole peach design. It feels aesthetically pleasing to hold in your hand, almost like a stress ball.

I was worried this thing would leak lube like crazy (the entrance hole is flat on the bottom) but it can lean comfortably forward and rest on its crease. The crease also prevents the peach from rolling at all is well, so you can comfortably set it on a desk without worry.

Peach Ball Onahole – The Feeling

So, does the small tunnel prevent it from feeling good?

The honest truth is, it definitely hurts the experience.

It feels pleasurable, sure – but the inside tunnel is not super textured, and it feels similar to just gliding your penis over some smooth TPE. If you’ve ever used an onahole that is well past its original condition – where most of the material has been stripped away, this is similar.

Just as concerning, if you try to push down on the Peach Ball onahole (US Link | EU Link) at all – to try and get a little more feeling out of it, the material stretches so thin that it becomes nearly translucent. I’m surprised I didn’t end up breaking it by accident.

Even as something just to rub around your tip, there just wasn’t enough stimulation for me to continue using it when there are so many other good options available.

Cleaning

Because the internal tunnel is so shallow, cleaning isn’t that challenging at all.

Simply run it under warm water and dig around with your finger to remove any lube left inside.

Its short tunnel means that it should be able to air dry if you leave any moisture inside, but a drying stick is recommended for maximum protection.

Keep in mind though that because so much of the drying stick sticks out – and because of the angle that the Peach Ball rests, you will break your drying stick if you set it down too forcefully.

Peach Ball Onahole – Closing Thoughts

This onahole’s greatest feature was also it’s greatest flaw – while the peach shape is very unique, the tiny tunnel made it difficult to feel much pleasure.

Let’s summarize this review by revisiting my pros and cons!

Peach Ball Onahole - The Verdict

Pros

• Unique, peach shape
• Great box art and lore
• Pleasing and comforting to hold in your hand
• Doesn’t leak lube

Cons

• Very low stimulation
• Tunnel too short to provide much pleasure (5cm)
• Likely to break if you push it down to the base of your penis
• Drying stick will break if you set the toy down too hard

Not recommended for people with average or larger penises.

While this one was a bit of a letdown, don’t worry! Check out my ultimate onahole list by clicking here, and find something you’re most certain to enjoy!

And if you do want to grab it anyway, you can do at this link – (US Link | EU Link)

Have any questions? Ask them below!

~ Majora

Majora

I’ll be honest – I’ve never been super into goblin girls. And ever since I found Lexi’s monster girl audios, I’ve been binging them a lot.

But if goblin pussy feels this good, I’ve clearly been missing out on something good.

For a relatively cheap price of $27.95 (or Euros), I did not expect miracles. And frankly, neither should you.

But as far as value goes, this is a really great cheaper sleeve. In this review, I’ll be sharing my full thought son the SeanVR Goblin Cup (US Link | EU Link), from its design, feelings during use, cleaning, and more.

SeanVR Goblin Cup – The Packaging And Design

Because this is a cup onahole, what you see is pretty much what you get.

Other than some plastic wrap on the outside, the packaging for the sleeve is the cup itself – and this one is pretty well-designed!

The character is based on SeanVR – also known as VRChat Sean, a popular Vtuber and online streamer. On the packaging, you get to enjoy her goblin avatar in some sexy, revealing outfit.

This is one of the rare opportunities the art will be right there alongside you while you use it, so it’s great that so much thought went into it.

To use the sleeve, simply unscrew the cap and the tunnel will be right there for you to lube up and plunge into.

Design wise, we have a few things that make this unique:

First of all, the most obvious thing is the green, goblin covered skin. Even if you kept it outside of the cup for whatever reason, the green skin tone would make the sleeve instantly recognizable among the others in your collection. It’s a nice reminder that “hey, this ain’t normal human pussy. This is GOBLIN pussy I’m gonna fuck!” Very nice.

I’m happy to share that despite hard scrubbing and trying to make it happen, none of the color has washed or faded away so far. It’s as green as the day I got it.

The sleeve insertion / removal is also very convenient. The sleeve pulls right out when it’s time to clean it – or if you prefer using it without the cup.

For storage, it slides back in easily without being a pain to get back into place. Some cup onaholes you really have to wrestle into place, but this one goes right back in smoothly.

SeanVR Goblin Cup – The Feeling

Never tried goblin pussy before?

You’re in for a treat, my friend!

Now I do want to say that if you fuck it inside of the cup, the first thing you’ll notice is that the SeanVR Goblin Cup (US Link | EU Link) is tight. VERY tight. Goblin girls must do nothing but train their pelvic floor muscles or something, because god damn, it was a squeeze for sure.

When you’re really horny, letting a very tight goblin pussy milk you is bliss. But if you do pick this one up, I encourage you to try it outside of the cup too.

I found that letting it get a bit looser really allowed you to feel all the distinct sections much more clearly.

I’m gonna be honest. A lot of the times when I see these graphics with different sections, I don’t totally feel it. It all kind of blends together into a mush of pleasure. But this one is different.

While I don’t notice point 1 very much, the bumps in point 2 very noticeably carress your shaft as you pump in and out. You can feel the squeeze at the bumpy gobstopper as you push into the final section, the ‘high-five finale.’

The high-five finale is where it turns from ‘good’ to ‘I may give up human pussy forever and marry a goblin instead.’

Pulling out just far enough to get to point 3 just so you can push through into the fourth zone again is insanely pleasurable.

Taking It A Step Further

This sleeve (US Link | EU Link) is good on its own, especially for the price.

However, it goes to an entirely different level using something like The Handy or the Lovense Solace Pro (with the onahole grip kit.)

This is because you can set up automatic stroker toys to either pull almost all the way off your cock, without going too far and making the toy slip off. This allows you to really take advantage of all four pleasure sections.

OR, my favorite, is to have the stroker pull off just enough to take you back to point 3, and stroke even faster right at the top.

I love bigger toys. The Nurse’s Special Treatment onahip is one of my favorites ever because it feels so insanely good. But a lighter toy like this one, strapped to an automatic stroker… words can not do it justice. I promise you.

Cleaning

Cleaning the SeanVR Goblin Cup is effortless, due to the way it’s designed.

The sleeve pops out and can be reinserted back into the cup in seconds. It also safely folds inside out, so any lube or bodily fluids can be rinsed off very quickly.

Because the sleeve lives inside a cup, this also has another bonus of keeping dust and debris away when not in use – making it a great onahole to bring with you while traveling, too!

Closing Thoughts

Let’s look back over this review with a list of my pros and cons:

SeanVR Goblin Cup Onahole - The Verdict

Pros

• Unique, green goblin color
• Very convenient to store and travel with
• Very distinct sections in the tunnel that you can actually feel
• Works great with automatic strokers (Handy, Lovense Solace Pro)
• Very quick to clean
• Low price, great value

Cons

• Can feel almost TOO tight when inside the cup

Beats onaholes 2 or 3x its price!

You can grab the SeanVR Goblin Cup onahole here – (US Link | EU Link)

I didn’t have high hopes, but my expectations were blown out of the water. Again, it’s not the best onahole I’ve ever used, but it’s a darn good deal for the price – especially if you have an automatic stroking toy to use it with!

Have any questions about the SeanVR Goblin Cup? Write them below and I’ll be happy to answer them for you!

Majora

Listen, not once in my life have I ever looked at a croissant and said, “Wow, I’d sure love to fuck that!”

But after receiving the new Bread de Ecstacy (US Link | Europe Link) from Motsutoys, I can now say that I have, and I’m sure as heck going to do it again.

As someone with dozens of onaholes, it takes a lot to get me excited about a new one. And considering how unique this one is, I couldn’t wait to try it out.

But will the Bread de Ecstacy actually bring your baguette to life, or is it just a gimmick?

In this review, I’ll cover everything you need to know!

Packaging Of the Bread de Ecstacy

I really appreciate it when companies go the extra mile to make the packaging nice – and the Bread de Ecstacy cuts no corners here.

On the outside of the box we have a sexy baker girl, lifting a fresh croissant up and ready to be packaged for us. But that’s not all… what’s really cool is the inside of the package!

We get more art, yes. But what we ALSO get is what looks like a croissant that was carefully prepared in a way for us to pull out and enjoy. It’s actually packaged like a croissant. That’s a nice touch and reminds me a lot of what might be my favorite onahole packaging ever, the Secret Spellbook onahole that I reviewed here.

They didn’t have to go the extra mile, but they did. And it shows.

This ain’t your supermarket croissant. This croissant feels like it was made with love from a luxury French bakery, and will be the croissant you compare all other croissants to for the rest of your life. *Chef’s kiss*

Even the names of the different sections of the tunnel tie into the croissant theme. “French Crusy Gate.” “Doughy Ridges.” “Flaky Squeeze.”

Yes, it’s a novelty onahole. But Seiraku Toys (the manufacturer) really went all the way to make it fun and immersive.

Appearance, Design And Weight

Okay, listen. When Motsutoys sent me this for review, I didn’t know what to expect. The product was not out yet on either of their sites, so I was completely in the dark.

I was not expecting this.

This toy is HUGE, and I mean that in a good way. If it were an actual croissant, I would not be able to eat it in one sitting. Measuring at 22cm (~8.66 inches) long, this is one of the largest onaholes I have that’s still able to be used with one hand.

Its length actually gives it one of its biggest unique advantages though – if you have a long penis, this is one of the few onaholes you will be able to fully enjoy without discomfort or fear of breaking it.

In fact, l feel puncturing a hole in this thing would be damn near impossible. It is very thick all around. Which, I suppose it has to be to make a tunnel with this much texture inside and still have it look like a croissant.

Despite being so large, it’s surprisingly ergonomic to hold.

The fact that you have to wrap your hand around such a wide area has helped to prevent wrist pain, which I’ve experienced with longer sessions with some onaholes. The ridges provide a natural and comfortable place to rest your thumb, while the rest of your fingers hold the flatter, back part.

The back is still easy to grip, and being flat, it won’t roll (heh, roll) when you set it down on a table.

Finally, unless you go poking around the entrance, it doesn’t look like a sex toy at first glance. This can save you if you accidentally leave it out.

The Feeling Of The Bread de Ecstacy Croissant Onahole

So, when you stick it into that inviting, golden-brown tunnel, what do you feel?

I would describe the Bread de Ecstacy (US Link | Europe Link) as hard and tight, with high stimulation. It’s not extremely tight like many ‘virgin’ onaholes, but it’s still pretty tight. Especially the entrance, which reminds me of the feeling of having anal sex.

While there are 5 unique sections in this tunnel, the feeling of the material rubbing against you is relatively consistent throughout. What does change more prominently is the feeling of tightness as you move through it.

The one exception is section five, which I’ll admit, does feel wonderful to push into! However, I fear people with smaller than average penises may not be able to reach it.

That is one of the challenges of making onaholes, especially with a climatic end like this. Too small, and people with larger penises can’t enjoy it as much. Too long, and people with smaller penises can’t reach it.

Throughout the entire tunnel, the word I’d describe it would be “flaky”. You see those little rectangles along the bottom and side of the tunnel? Those provide a small amount of resistance and then brush your cock as you slide through it. It feels like you’re being caressed by a hundred delicious flakes, hugging your cock with each pump, only to do it again with your next thrust.

For some people, this will be their favorite onahole. That sensation is quite unique and makes it feel different than other toys they may have. It’s not realistic to an actual vagina, but come on. You’re fucking a toy modeled after bread.

So, how did I like it?

I have to admit, I am not the biggest fan of how hard and rough it feels. It’s certainly very pleasurable and I’ve had some mindblowing orgasms with it, but I simply have other onaholes that I enjoy more. For another high stimulation toy, I’d probably choose the Nurse’s Special Treatment onahip that I reviewed here.

Then again, if this were my first onahole ever, I’d be VERY pleased. Most people aren’t collectors like I am.

Where this onahole does shine however is if you want something harder with high stimulation, and you also have a larger than average penis. This might be the best hard onahole in this category that I’ve tried so far.

If you’re larger than average and prefer softer stimulation, I’d recommend the ‘Eiyo no Meiki Arina Hashimoto‘ or the Brain Hacker DX, which I’ve reviewed here.

Cleaning

Cleaning the Bread de Ecstacy Croissant was fairly easy. It may take slightly longer than usual due to there being so much material lube can get stuck in, but it’s not much worse than usual.

You do need to be careful digging your fingers around inside and not pulling on anything. Some of the material did seem to get ripped off and pulled out while I was cleaning it. Note however that this has never happened during normal use, so it’s not a major concern.

Drying it is easy enough using a KYO drying stick, which you can grab here – (US Link | Europe Link)

Note that water can get stuck inside the ridges of the croissant. Pay extra care if you’re going to store it for a long time to ensure it’s fully dry.

Closing Thoughts

While the Bread de Ecstacy (US Link | Europe Link) is not my favorite onahole ever, there are some people that are going to really love this one, beyond just the novelty of it.

Let’s summarize this review by looking over my pros and cons!

Bread de Ecstacy Croissant - The Verdict

Pros

• Very unique and novel concept
• The packaging is unique and memorable
• Outer material feels extremely durable
• Very good for larger penises
• Surprisingly ergonomic to hold
• Unique ‘flaky’ feeling that I haven’t experienced before

Cons

• A bit too hard for my tastes
• I’m somewhat concerned the inner material won’t last as long as I’d hope – some small pieces have already come out during cleaning.

Ideal for collectors and those with larger-than-average penises!

If you’d like to pick up the Bread de Ecstacy, you can do by clicking here (US Link | Europe Link)

Novelty onaholes sometimes get released with limited production runs, and may not restock after they sell out. So, I’d recommend picking this one up fast if you want to get it.

I’m happy to share that if you purchase through any link within this article, you’ll also receive a free bonus onahole to go with it! This costs you nothing extra, but will need to be done in a normal browser – not incognito or private mode.

Have any questions about the Bread de Ecstacy?

Ask them below and I’ll be happy to help!

~ Majora

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I am a sucker for unique onaholes to add to my collection, so my mind is blown when I was offered to review the Brain Hacker DX by XTC Japan – now available on Onahole.com (US) / Motsutoys (EU).

Now I’ve got to be honest, the idea of fucking a brain wasn’t something I’d fantasized a lot about previously. But after receiving the Brain Hacker DX and trying it out, I knew right away it would be an onahole I’d actually use quite regularly – and as a collector with several dozen of them, that’s saying something.

So, what makes the Brain Hacker DX great – and who should look elsewhere?

In this review, I’ll be sharing my honest thoughts after enjoying many sessions with it.

Packaging Of The Brain Hacker DX

Motsutoys told me that this onahole was definitely going to be a mindfuck, and that experience started when I first lifted the box out and looked at it for the first time.

(Seriously, look at that cutie on the box. Tongue out, drooling, that look in her eyes like she’s succumbed to pleasure.)

I was already excited to fuck my (or her?) brains out, and the excitement only built when I opened up the box to see what was inside.

There it was, carefully packaged and ready to be lifted out, unwrapped, and enjoyed.

Box art collectors will be happy to know that the inside of the box contains more art as well, larger and even easier to view.

I really appreciate the care put into things like this. While my favorite packaging ever probably has to go to the Himitsu no Madōsho Onahole that I reviewed here, XTC Japan really sells the whole mindfuck aesthetic from the very beginning.

The Brain Hacker DX comes with a small amount of lube, so you can try it out even if you forgot to buy some. That being said, if this is your first onahole, you’re going to want to buy more. Because if you’re anything like me, you’re going to get addicted. Fast.

Appearance, Design, And Weight

Okay, I’ve got to be honest. I know the size is listed on the sales page, but I didn’t expect the Brain Hacker DX (US Link | Europe Link) to be this freaking big.

Measuring in at 18 cm (~7.1 inches) long and 14 cm (~5.5 inches) wide, this thing is hefty. In fact, this is about the size of an actual human brain, which only makes this onahole’s unique form factor even more cool!

It’s somewhat heavy at 1.2kg (~2.65 pounds), so you’d think that this would be best used with two hands. And that certainly is one great way to use it. But because this thing is not a tiny tunnel, it’s actually possible to grasp the top of the the brain and push it down onto your cock, rather than constantly lifting it.

This makes one-handed use comfortable and it feels amazing.

Because the onahole is so long, you’re unlikely to hit the back of it unless you’re much larger than average, making it a great onahole for people with larger penises. More on that later.

This onahole is incredible to hold. It has the perfect amount of firmness to give off the illusion that you’re holding a brain. Your fingers can rest in the ridges a ton of different ways, and there is enough material there to really sink your hands into it while you’re fucking it. Gripping and squishing it feels wonderful.

Two more points on design I’d like to touch on:

1. The bottom has a large flat section, which helps prevent it from slipping or rolling off whatever surface you set it on. You don’t notice this when you’re fucking it normally, but if you flip it over, you will see it.

2. Outside of the box, this doesn’t really look like a sex toy. If someone who didn’t know what onaholes were saw it, they would probably just assume it was a model brain. Even the entrance hole feels covered and well hidden. This may be useful if you are worried about someone innocent discovering it.

In a nutshell, the design and packaging are the most unique factors of this onahole, and XTC Japan did excellent with them.

The Feeling Of The Brain Hacker DX Onahole

As nice as it is to look at, my favorite thing to do with onaholes is to fuck them. So let’s talk about that.

This onahole would be best described as soft, with medium stimulation.

If I were going for the greatest, highest stimulation fuck with a quick but powerful climax, this wouldn’t be it. That honor would go to the Nurse’s Special Treatment onahip, which actually, is ALSO by XTC Japan!

Instead, the Brain Hacker DX shines in the fact that its pleasure slowly creeps up on you. It gets more and more powerful. It’s like getting right up to the edge of your orgasm, thinking you’re about to blow, but the pleasure just keeps growing.

If you’ve ever gooned yourself away into bliss, that’s what using this onahole feels like. The Brain Hacker DX is an awesome of the famous ZXY I’ve reviewed hereedging onahole that reminds me a lot , only with higher stimulation.

The Brain Hacker DX (US Link | Europe Link) claims to have 7 different pleasure zones.

I’ve got to be honest, I can’t distinctly feel all 7, even when using it without a lot of lube. However, I can feel 4 different sections distinctly, and that is still really great to me.

When I hold the top of the brain and push it down hard onto me, I can feel myself going through zone 5 and enjoying that rare push into zones 6 or 7, which feels like heaven.

That raised bump in section 5 is actually one of the tightest sections of the entire onahole. Pushing through it feels similar to pushing through the womb chamber seen on many other onaholes, only without the additional hardship of being difficult to clean later.

The rest of the onahole is somewhat loose compared to others, but this only makes it more blissful as an onahole to edge with.

And as a bonus, this also means it won’t spit you out if you aren’t completely hard, and it’s easy to get back into if you do lose your erection.

If I had to describe the feeling of the Brain Hacker DX in a nutshell,l I’d say this. You know those feelings you’d normally get a few strokes before you blow? It feels like the Brain Hacker DX just draws them out and builds more and more pleasure with each thrust.

The looser feeling inside with the perfect blend of stimulation lets you ride that edge until you feel completely gooned out and mindfucked yourself.

This onahole is a gooner’s paradise. And the whole mindfuck aesthetic only draws that out.

Cleaning

Although the Brain Hacker DX is fairly large, cleaning it is still pretty simple.

Just open it up a little bit and let water flow inside, and dig your fingers through to loosen up all the lube that may be stuck inside.

The fact that the Brain Hacker DX is more loose than a lot of other onaholes means that it’s easy to get in there without much trouble, and there is no womb chamber to keep anything stuck. I do not think any additional cleaning accessories like the KYO shower are needed for this one.

To dry it, I recommend picking up a couple of drying sticks from Onahole.com / Motsutoys, where this onahole is being sold. You can grab their drying sticks here. (US Link | Europe Link)

This is a first, but I actually feel like the outside is more difficult to clean than the inside, due to this onahole’s unique design.

Unfortunately, if you run the whole thing under the sink, water does get stuck in the creases of the brain, which can be a bit to pain if you want to dry it off before storing it. While air drying it is possible, dirt can get easily stuck to it while it’s wet.

Closing Thoughts

Overall, the Brain Hacker DX (US Link | Europe Link) was a lot better than I expected it to be!

While its biggest selling factor is its unique design, the tunnel was very good as well, especially for edging and longer sessions. If I had tried this as my first ever onahole, I certainly wouldn’t have been upset!

Let me end this review by quickly going over my list of pros and cons!

Brain Hacker DX - The Verdict

Pros

• Incredibly unique design – and the actual size of a human brain!
• Great product packaging that ties into the theme
• Comes with lube
• Despite being heavy, can be used one-handed
• Feels great to hold – perfect amount of firmness
• Incredible for long edging and gooning sessions
• Good for larger penises
• Easy to clean (inside)

Cons

• Some people would say it’s loose
• Difficult to dry the outside due to brain creases

Like edging? Let your mind melt as the Brain Hacker DX keeps you riding the waves of pleasure for hours!

Interested in trying it out?

Order the Brain Hacker DX through any of the links in this article,and you will be given a free bonus onahole with your purchase! This won’t work if you’re in incognito / private browser, so switch to a normal browser to get it.

Click here to purchase the Brain Hacker DX onahole (US Link)

Click here to purchase the Brain Hacker DX onahole (Europe Link)

Do you have any questions about the Brain Hacker DX?

Ask them below and I’ll be happy to help!

~ Majora

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