I’m not saying dating apps are useless. But if they were a restaurant, they’d be the kind that serves lukewarm soup with a side of existential dread. So, where are the women hiding these days? This is one of the most common questions I get on the phone, from men who are understandably frustrated with modern dating culture.

Thankfully, there are solutions!

1. Coffee Shops

Okay, I have to get a cliché one out of the way first. Bear with me.

Coffee shops are like airports for attractive people pretending to be productive. They’re full of folks sipping overpriced oat milk lattes while working on novels they’ll never finish or doomscrolling in between pretending to work.

The challenge? Decoding the social vibe.

Some women at coffee shops are there for solitude. Others are open to a chat. The trick is in the vibe check. Are they wearing headphones the size of dinner plates? Do they look like they’re actively avoiding eye contact with humanity? Maybe… don’t approach.

But if she’s reading something interesting, not frantically typing, and has that casual “I’m open to the world” energy, you might have an opening. The key here is subtlety. Say something relevant. React to the book. Ask about her drink. Don’t lead with “Hey girl, are you a latte? Because I like you a latte.” You’ll get arrested by the pun police.

Now I’m not saying that you go to a coffee shop with the sole purpose of finding a girl. But is there things you’d be doing anyway – working on schoolwork or well, work work, reading a book, meeting with a friend? Maybe it takes a few visits before a natural opportunity to talk presents itself, but you are infinitely more likely to meet someone – and potentially create a spark – in a coffee shop, than alone in your room. You have to get out there if you want to meet people, after all. And remember, you only have to find your life partner once.

2. Classes, Clubs, and Hobbies

This one’s a goldmine. Instead of cold-approaching strangers, you meet people through something you both already like. Magic.

It doesn’t matter what it is: improv class, rock climbing group, community pottery night, dog training sessions (yes, even if you don’t have a dog – borrow one). You’re showing up regularly, being part of something, and getting to know people naturally over time.

You’re also proving immediately that you actually have interests and hobbies you care about, making you far more interesting as someone to get to know.

Here’s the thing: repetition breeds familiarity. Familiarity breeds comfort. Comfort breeds attraction. You don’t even need a pickup line – just participation. Be friendly. Be involved. Help clean up. Compliment someone’s painting. Laugh at yourself when you mess up. You’ll be amazed how many doors that opens.

Plus, worst-case scenario? You learn to salsa dance or throw a clay mug.

3. Gyms

Look, gyms are a controversial zone. You’re entering sacred sweat territory here. But it is a place full of healthy-ish humans trying to improve themselves – and that can be pretty attractive. Not to mention, people are feeling good, endorphins are flowing, and people find it easier to talk to people during or after a workout. It’s like being naturally high or buzzed, without having to keep dropping money on drinks.

The key to gym-flirting (if you dare) is non-creep energy. We cannot emphasize this enough. You are not there to stare. You are not there to hover. You are not there to make unsolicited comments about form, flexibility, or their glute muscles. AKA how nice their butt looks in those yoga pants.

But if you’ve seen someone regularly at the same time, exchanged a few nods or smiles, and you find a natural opening – like waiting for the same machine or noticing their awesome water bottle – maybe start a brief, light conversation. Bonus points if you’re both dying after the same high-intensity interval training class and can bond over mutual suffering.

Just don’t interrupt mid-deadlift. That’s a one-way ticket to being “that guy.”

4. Grocery Stores

This one surprises a lot of people, but grocery stores are underrated meeting zones. You’re both there. You’re both adulting. There’s mutual suffering over ripeness and sticker shock. It’s practically a rom-com in the making.

But tread carefully. The frozen peas section is not the same as the wine aisle. The former says, “I’m meal-prepping and dead inside,” while the latter says, “I’m contemplating my choices and might be receptive to conversation.”

Start light. “Hey, have you tried this brand before?” “Is this wine any good, or will I regret it with every sip?” Just don’t follow her around the store like a lost golden retriever. Keep it chill. Make it fun. And please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t start a monologue about keto.

Pro Tip: The snack aisle is the happiest place in the store. If you bond over Sour Patch Kids, you’re already halfway to a real-world date.

5. Volunteering

Nothing is sexier than kindness, and being so passionate about a cause that you spend your valuable time on it.

Volunteering places you in environments full of people who care about stuff. Community gardens, food banks, animal shelters, event organizing for charities – whatever lights you up. If you’re passionate about it, you’ll naturally attract people who vibe with that same energy.

Conversations here are easy to start. “Have you been volunteering here long?” “How do you keep the dogs from jumping on your face?” “Do you know if there’s pizza after this?”

You’re bonding over something bigger than yourselves. And if that doesn’t get a date, at least you’ll have a sense of purpose and stories to tell, which is arguably even hotter.

6. Friends Of Your Friends

If dating apps have taught us anything, it’s that strangers are unreliable. But friends of friends? Now we’re talking.

A simple “Hey, let’s grab drinks – invite some people” can snowball into meeting your next girlfriend without the soul-crushing swiping.

Why it works:

• Instant credibility – You’re not “Random Dude #47” in her DMs. You’re “Sarah’s buddy who isn’t (hopefully) a weirdo.” You get to borrow your friends’ credibility – they trust your friend, so some of that trust transfers to you automatically.
• No awkward first-date jitters – You’re just hanging out. No pressure.
• Women tend to vet their friends’ friends – If she trusts the mutual friend, she already thinks you’re somewhat safe.

7. Public Transit (Yes, Really)

It’s chaotic. It’s crowded. It’s… weirdly romantic?

Okay, hear me out. Public transit gets a bad rap, but it can lead to actual connections – especially on longer rides like trains or buses where people actually have time to notice each other.

If you see someone reading a book you love, wearing merch from a band you adore, or just looking generally approachable (and awake), you’ve got a shot. A small “I love that author!” or “That’s the best album!” can start a surprisingly human conversation.

But again: read the room. Don’t talk to someone if they’re clearly zoned out, asleep, or giving you the “please don’t talk to me or I’ll mace you” posture. Use common sense and your best judgement.

8. Parties, Gatherings, And Networking Events

Look, nobody likes networking events. They’re weird. They’re full of people pretending not to hate being there. But they’re also full of new faces, mutual acquaintances, and low-pressure mingling. That’s fertile ground for flirting.

The trick here is to engage without agenda. You’re just talking. You’re just curious. You’re not in the club trying to grind your way into a lawsuit. You’re just making connections. Ask about their work, their weekend plans, their mutual friend who invited you both.

And if you vibe? Boom. A new connection made through something more personal than a swipe.

Bonus tip: don’t just ask “So, what do you do?” Say something like “What’s your favorite thing not related to work right now?” It makes you seem thoughtful, fun, and like a person who doesn’t want to talk about LinkedIn drama at a party.

9. Doing ANYTHING, But With Intention

Ultimately, the best way to meet women in real life isn’t about location – it’s about presence.

You could be at the DMV and spark a connection if you’re present, observant, and not staring at your phone like it owes you money.

Most people you meet will not be “the one.” Some might be hilarious new friends. Some might ghost you after one coffee. Some might just give you a compliment that boosts your week.

But the more you’re engaged with your world – saying yes to invites, looking up from your screen, talking to strangers at trivia night – the more you expand your social universe. And the more likely it becomes that someone genuinely compatible stumbles into it. It can be uncomfortable, but it’s a skill that gets easier and more natural with practice. Trust me.

Love doesn’t always show up when you’re looking for it. Sometimes it shows up when you’re laughing with your friends, failing at karaoke, or adopting a cat you’re allergic to “just temporarily.”

Closing Thoughts

Ultimately, the WORLD is your app!

Meeting women outside of dating apps is not impossible. It’s just slower. Messier. More nuanced. It requires courage, patience, and a willingness to get rejected without the soothing cushion of distance and anonymity.

It feels more risky… but it’s also more rewarding. It builds confidence. It sharpens your social instincts. It hardens you from rejection – which EVERYONE experiences in plenty of areas of life.

And when you do connect with someone, it feels real in a way no clever bio or swipe could ever replicate.

So, make a promise to yourself: say yes to more things, show up fully, and smile at a stranger now and then.

Just don’t lead with “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see…” Unless she actually is, I guess. Then… that’s just geography.

Anyway! Go forth, brave dater. The world awaits, and I believe in you!

And if you need help talking to girls beforehand, book a call with me by visiting LewdLexi.com/phone/ – I’d be happy to help!

~ Lexi

Seiraku Toys has released another onahole cup based on a vtuber, this time the lovely Raku_VT! (US Link | Europe Link)

The lore of Raku_VT is that Raku originally started as a computer virus tasked with destroying all adult content on the internet. When it merged with an Android body while looking for a host, it became corrupted, and now wants to do the opposite – CONSUME all adult content on the internet!

If you’re a fan of Raku_VT, you may be wondering – how does her onahole hold up against others out there – and is it worth picking up?

In this review, I’ll be covering everything you need to know – the good, the bad, and the unique!

Raku_VT Onahole – The Packaging

Being a cup onahole, the packaging is perhaps even more important than on a traditional onahole. After all, you see it during use!

On the front you have a picture of Raku_VT’s vtuber model.

On the back, you can see an internal view of the two tunnels on this onahole – more on that later, along with some graphics that pair well into her computer virus theme.

Unlike most of the onaholes from Seiraku Toys, this one’s packaging is almost entirely in English. This makes sense, as Raku_VT only really serves the English market.

Overall, the packaging for this product is fine. Being a cup, there is no internal art and honestly I wouldn’t expect there to be – the sleeve remains in the cup during use.

No complaints here.

Raku_VT Onahole Cup – The Design

This is where this onahole (US Link | Europe Link) really shines.

As mentioned earlier, you are actually getting two separate sleeves with this toy.

BOTH ends of this cup can be unscrewed, and reveal a tunnel. On one end, you have a vaginal tunnel, and on the other, you have a mouth tunnel – both with their own unique designs and textures.

This is a genius idea for several reasons.

First of all, it makes the toy feel like an even better value, because you now have two separate options each time you go to use it.

Secondly, it makes the toy very enjoyable for those with long penises, because the entire tunnel length is about 10 inches long. So, even if you’re above average in size, you’re unlikely to hit the end of it (though you may poke through to the other side.)

Finally, because it’s open all the way through, it makes it very easy to run water through and clean later.

Because you can seal the side you’re not using with the cup packaging, you don’t have to worry about lube leaking or getting pushed out.

All-in-all, this is a very simple but very effective design that makes using it quite enjoyable!

My only grip is that it does feel a bit hefty to hold. This is more due to the size of the cup than the weight – if you masturbate under a desk for example, the cup may be too large to move without banging your desk repeatedly.

Just something to keep in mind!

Raku_VT Onahole – The Feeling

So, how do Raku’s (US Link | Europe Link) mouth and vagina feel?

The first thing you need to know is that being a cup onahole, the sleeve is squeezed a bit tighter than it otherwise would be. This means that if you have a larger girth, many cup onaholes – not just this one, can be a bit uncomfortable.

Additionally, entering it can be a bit challenging unless you’re already quite hard and have a strong erection. I found this to be the case here with both tunnels.

Once you’re inside though,that tightness definitely does you a favor!

On both sides, the tunnel design is pretty simple and doesn’t change much. The vagina has raised dots, and the mouth has raised ridges. These don’t really change as you push deeper into the tunnel, unless of course you’re large enough to cross over to the other side.

In other words, don’t expect a lot of variation as you move in and out of it. It picks one texture, and it does it well. Both have pretty good levels of stimulation, with the mouth being a bit more stimulating for me. The different designs are sufficiently different to feel like two separate tunnels, so I highly encourage you to switch between them!

If I had to describe the tunnels in a few words, they would be “Tight, stimulating, soft, but plain.”

It’s not bad. If it were your only onahole, I think you’d be quite pleased.

That being said, there are a lot of onaholes that feel better, in my opinion. What you’re getting here is versatility and convenience – not the best onahole ever.

And honestly, for the price, it’s still a really good deal.

Raku_VT Onahole Cup – Cleaning

This is another area where the RAKU: ERROR_69: SYSTEM OVERRIDE onahole (US Link | Europe Link) shines.

As mentioned earlier, both tunnels connect together. This means that you can flow water inside one of the entrances, and it will push everything out the other end.

This makes it very fast to clean, even if you decide to lube up and enjoy both sides in one session.

While it’s a bit long to dry with just a drying stick, I found it quick to shove a paper towel in one end, then pull it out through the other.

After that, use a drying stick to suck up any leftover moisture, and you’re good to go.

The cup design makes it super easy to store away for later use.

Closing Thoughts

Ultimately, there are two reasons to pick this onahole over others:

1. You are a fan of Raku_VT and want to support her.

2. You want a relatively cheap, convenient onahole that offers great versatility for the price.

Are you getting the best feeling onahole ever? No. But you are getting something that’s really quick to use, and is essentially two tunnels in one toy.

And that’s pretty rare.

Let’s summarize this review by looking back over my pros and cons!

Raku_VT Onahole Cup - The Verdict

Pros

• Two onaholes in one – a vaginal and mouth tunnel!
• Closing one side prevents lube leaking, despite the tunnels being connected
• Great for large penises
• Very convenient to clean and store

Cons

• A bit uncomfortably tight if you have a large girth
• Requires a hard erection to enter
• Tunnel designs are a bit plain

You can pick up the RAKU: ERROR_69: SYSTEM OVERRIDE onahole by clicking here. (US Link | Europe Link)

Have any questions about the Raku_VT onahole?

Ask them below, and I’ll be happy to answer them for you!

~ Majora

When it comes to full torso onahips, there aren’t a whole lot of good options out there.

I’ve tried onahips, like the Ereshkigal Cherry.

I’ve tried larger torsos like the Aska Mai.

So, how does this middle-of-the-road torso – the Puni Toro Gold (US Link | Europe Link), compare?

In this review, I’ll share my honest opinions after trying it out!

Puni Toro Gold – The Packaging

Immediately when you take this out of the box it was shipped in, you can feel its weight – 7 kg, or 15.4 pounds is no joke to lift out!

Despite being a smaller torso than the Aska Mai, the box is still quite large, which makes the character art on it even more pleasant to look at.

The theme Seiraku Toys decided to go with is the ‘Gold’, which is quite shiny and covers all sides of the box. Except the back, which I assume is to make it easier to see all the visuals and important product information.

The artwork is fine, but in my opinion is nothing extraordinary. There’s no real story behind the character nor reasoning that really explains the gold theme. I translated the text next to her in hopes of finding something out, but it just reads ‘Big sister loves being held.’

Inside the box, there is not any artwork at all, or even any coloring, which is a shame, especially for a toy this expensive. Not sure why Seiraku Toys decided to skimp out here, especially since people are more likely to use the original box for storage. Much cheaper onaholes they offer have inner art, so it was strange not to see it here.

Functionally, the packaging did its job, though. The Puni Gold Toro arrived in perfect condition, and was protected by a hard plastic case for it to sit in during transit.

Puni Gold Toro – The Design

I’ll start with the bad first – the Puni Toro Gold (US Link | Europe Link) overall, looks pretty plain at first glance. No coloring on the labia nor the nipples make it, well, not the most exciting toy to look at. Again, for a $200 toy, these little touches would have left a good impression, even if the color tends to fade away over time.

If you take a closer look though, you can see that there’s actually quite a lot of detail here – and you can feel it when you’re actually holding the toy.

The toy has a fairly robust skeleton inside of it. Not just a medal rod to support the weight, but fully modeled ribs, and bones that go down into the leg nubs. You can feel it wherever you’re holding the toy, and it makes it feel more like you’re holding a person.

There’s also really natural shaping of the material that I really appreciate. The shoulder blades on the back, or the toned figure near the belly button.

It’s subtle, but it makes a big difference.

The body shape in general is really well done. When you have her on top of you and you have your hands wrapped around her abdomen, it feels like you’re holding a fit, attractive woman.

Functionally, it’s really well designed as well – very well balanced and easy to hold, even for longer sessions.

The breasts are quite small – much smaller than the average adult woman’s, but are still a nice touch that are pleasing to squeeze during use.

Puni Toro Gold – The Feeling

Unless you have a much larger than average penis, you’re going to have an incredible time fucking this thing.

I don’t know what it was, but I really experienced the sensation of ‘splitting her open’ as I thrust into the vaginal tunnel with this one. Or, at least what I’d imagine that scenario is supposed to feel like.

It’s not that it was abnormally tight. This isn’t marketed as a loli or virgin onahole. It was just a different sensation than what I’ve ever felt with other tunnels, and I could really feel myself pushing through on all sides of my penis.

My favorite way to use this toy was laying on my back, with the toy on top of me, thrusting up into it. Heaven would be experiencing that feeling 24/7, for sure.

To mix things up, the anal tunnel is another great choice. It doesn’t feel super different than the vaginal tunnel does, but it is lower stimulation. This makes it good for edging, or pulling yourself back from the edge by switching tunnels mid-session.

My biggest complaint with the anal tunnel is that it felt quite short, and I kept hitting the back of it.

Cleaning

This is the one downside of all larger toys. And usually, the bigger the toy, the more of a hassle cleaning is.

This toy is probably still small enough to fit in a deep kitchen sink. It will not fit in your average bathroom sink.

I tend to clean the Puni Toro Gold (US Link | Europe Link) by dragging it into the shower, then using my fingers to scrape all the lube out. I’ll admit, it’s a hassle.

Though, because of the internal skeletal system, the Puni Toro Gold holds its shape pretty well, even when you have it flipped upside down. It’s not like an onahip that just flops around while it slips out of your hands and gets your chest all wet.

It’s also still light enough that you aren’t going to be too troubled, even if you’re tired. Using something like the KYO Shower (US Link | Europe Link) makes cleaning this toy a lot easier.

So, it’s certainly harder to clean than a standard onahole. But surprisingly, less of a hassle than most onahips despite being a bigger toy.

Conclusion

Overall, I think the Puni Gold Toro is a solid option for somebody wanting a relatively inexpensive onahip with a full torso.

Is it as voluptuous as a full onahip like the Ereshkigal Cherry? No. Does it provide a ‘full body’ fucking experience like the Aska Mai? Also no.

But what you do have here is a mini torso that fills a sweet spot between the two, and feels really freaking good to fuck.

For $200 – cheaper than most onahips, I can’t complain.

Let’s look over this review by going back over my pros and cons:

Puni Gold Toro - The Verdict

Pros

• Good amount of heft for the price – feels nice against your thighs
• Strong internal skeletal system keeps the shape in place
• Looks great – lots of extra details added to the body shape
• Well balanced
• Well designed vaginal tunnel feels like ‘splitting her open’ for the first time, every time
• Easy to clean (for a toy of this size)

Cons

• Somewhat plain box art
• Short anal tunnel

A good value for the price. Not a full sized sex doll, but feels great to hold and fuck!

You can pick up the Puni Gold Toro by clicking here. (US Link | Europe Link)

Have any questions about it? Write them in a comment below and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can!

~ Majora

This thing is the male equivalent of a fucking machine.

Automatic thrusting. Automatic sucking. Vibration. Heat. And best of all?

You can have all of these running at the same time.

But can a $130 toy (US Link | Europe Link) really pull all of this off well? And is it worth getting something like this over a really good onahole?

In this review I’ll go over this product in detail – the good and the bad, after spending a lot of time with it.

KYO Fusion – The Packaging

Unlike onaholes, KYO never really gets too fancy with their box art – this is more of a Japanese thing, and honestly that’s fine.

The minimalist style suits it well and honestly, when it comes to electronic toys my biggest concern is that they are packages safely – not that they have fancy art on the front of the box.

Inside the box, the product is held firmly in place by two pieces of durable foam, preventing it from both touching the sides of the box, and moving around during shipping.

So even if your courier decides to use your package as a football, it’s unlikely to suffer any damage.

I’m happy to share that mine arrived in perfect condition, without any scratches or noticeable impact.

Inside the box you’ll find the KYO Fusion (US Link | Europe Link) wrapped inside plastic to keep it free from dirt and debris.

You’ll also find a USB-C charger, USB-C headphones to listen to the included moan track, and some instructions that I’ve uploaded here for your reference (click on the picture to open a larger pic.)

While the packaging isn’t going to be saved by any collector, it did its job well. So, no complaints here!

KYO Fusion – The Design

For one-handed use, this thing is designed very well – I prefer it a bit more vs similar products I’ve tried, like the ADP GAME-GASM.

While the handles on the GAME-GASM make it more stable at max speed, the beauty of the KYO Fusion (US Link | Europe Link) is the screen – with all the settings displayed right in front of you. Having used this for quite a few sessions now, I LOVE that I can quickly get back to my favorite presets just by memorizing the numbers.

The truth is, everything is centered around this singular button, and the controls are super intuitive.

That area with the screen is a button. Push and hold to turn it on and off.

From there, a single press will alternate between settings. Tap it once to switch to thrusting controls, and then turn the knob to dial in the speed.

Then, tap it again to choose to your sucking setting. Then your vibration.

Want to use its automatic heating feature? Double-tap the button to turn heat on or off.

The entire feature set is incredibly easy to use. There’s no skipping past your favorite setting and having to cycle through different suction patterns until you get back to the one you want.

It’s convenient. And on an automatic toy that you want to just be able to sit back and relax with, those little things matter.

When you’re ready to use it, just pull off the bottom closure, lube it up, and it’s ready to go.

When you’re done, the capsule fits neatly back in place, making it look completely inconspicuous to anyone around.

The average person is not going to know that this is a sex toy. Just for fun, I put this image in ChatGPT and it couldn’t identify it as a sex toy either (they thought it was a thermos)

If you have family around, this is a huge plus.

One more note about the electronics, before moving on.

First of all, the battery life is decent but not fantastic. With all the max settings – max vibration, max suction, and the fastest thrusting speed, my test had this lasting for 34.5 minutes. That should be long enough for any single session (the average duration of penetrative sex is 5.4 minutes.)

But, it’s still less than the GAME-GASM, which came in at 49 minutes and 50 seconds.

To end this section on a good note though, I am really pleased with the choice to use USB-C for both the charging and the audio track.

And to make things even better, a pair of USB-C headphones were even included with the item!

The moan track goes for about a minute before looping, and includes a woman moaning a few English phrases as well. Standard stuff, you know… “Fuck me!” and whatnot.

It’s kind of gimmicky and has poor audio quality, but some people might like it!

(Manufacturers: Consider hiring Lexi for something like this – she’ll do a better job!)

KYO Fusion – The Feeling

Okay, so we’ve got automatic stroking, we’ve got vibration, heat, and suction.

How does the KYO Fusion (US Link | Europe Link) feel?

As you might imagine… really good. It doesn’t take that great of a tunnel to do A LOT when you have all of that going for you. It’s like being the only food vendor at a hot summer concert. When you’re starving, even a gas station taco takes like the finest gourmet meal.

The odds are stacked in your favor, is what I’m trying to say.

The tunnel is not a masterful example of engineering. It’s nowhere close to the ungodly orgasms that something like the Cherry Auto SDP-X – which also shares these same features, provides.

But the goal with the toy isn’t to have the best vaginal tunnel ever. It’s to give you effortless, overstimulating pleasure by combining so many pleasurable sensations at once. And it does that job VERY well.

As a stroker, there are better options. But throwing suction, vibration, suction and heat into one toy makes this more pleasurable than cheap-mid tier onaholes, for sure.

My only complaint feeling wise is that I wish the suction and vibration were a little bit stronger. There are other toys that are better suited to suction or vibration specifically, but I can’t help but think that a slightly stronger vibrating egg would have given this some extra pleasure.

Though, I suppose that would have drained the battery even faster, so there are certainly tradeoffs worth considering!

The tunnel is also quite loose, though using the suction settings makes up for this a bit.

Cleaning

Convenient really is the best word to describe this product, and it extends to cleaning as well.

Because this is an electronic product with open ports, you want to avoid water at all costs. Thankfully, you don’t have to wash the entire product – only the sleeve you actually use. And this is SUPER easy.

Just pull out the sleeve from the tube, and it can be rinsed in the sink like any other onahole.

Because the tunnel is somewhat loose, this makes it very easy to dry.

Overall, it’s quicker than cleaning your standard onahole.

Closing Thoughts

For $130, a toy that offers vibration, heat, suction, AND auto-thrusting is a great bargain.

It didn’t rip my soul from my body like the Cherry Auto SDP-X, but it certainly gave me some really intense orgasms and if it were the only toy I owned, I would still be super happy with it.

I mean, with 9 suction options, 9 vibration options, and 6 different thrusting speeds, that’s 486 different combinations in one toy. Every single one of which feels great.

Let’s look back over this review by going over my list of pros and cons!

KYO Fusion - The Verdict

Pros

• Four different features – vibration, suction, heating, and auto-thrusting all in one toy
• Protective packaging, item arrived in perfect condition
• USB-C for charging and headphones
• USB-C headphones included
• Very intuitive, easy to use controls
• Quickly find your favorite settings with a digital screen
• Doesn’t look like an obvious sex toy
• Very easy to clean
• Many different modes for each feature – 486 total combinations!

Cons

• Battery life could be better (34.5 minutes on max settings)
• Moan track was low quality and a bit gimmicky
• Tunnel could have been a bit tighter

With so many features in one toy, it's hard not to be pleased with it!

You can pick up the KYO Fusion here. (US Link | Europe Link)

Do you have any questions about the KYO Fusion? Ask them below, and I’ll be happy to answer them for you!

~ Majora

Seiraku Toys released one of the most unique toys I’ve ever seen, and in doing so solved one of the biggest problems of onahips.

Interchangeable tunnels.

Their ‘The Three Ages’ onahip (US Link | Europe Link) lets you easily pop out the included tunnels and swap them with each other, while still giving you the full size and immersion that onahips offer. The result? No wrestling with a giant, wet hip that you have to clean in your shower after you’re done with it.

But does The Three Ages onahip pull it off, or is this just a gimmick? Are the included tunnels even any good anyway, or was all the budget used up in the hip design itself?

In this article, I’ll be sharing my full thoughts after trying this onahip – and each included tunnel, for myself!

The Three Ages – The Packaging

The premise of this onahip is that you get to enjoy the same girl at 3 different ages – age 18, age 28, and age 38 – and you get to select the pussy that she’ll have at your will.

This means you get the choice between legal teen pussy, young adult pussy, and MILF pussy, all in the same hip.
Pretty cool!

The whole outer box art plays into this theme, as you can see. Rather than focusing on the characters, the box shows a lot of different product photos, which makes sense since there’s well, 4 tunnels here. 3 insertable sleeves, and the anal tunnel that’s always present on the hip.

(From left to right the text reads, ‘I’ll give you a special experience that only I can provide, I’ll make a night you’ll never forget, and Will you accept my naughty fantasies?’

Inside the box, you’ll find the hip packaged neatly in protective casing. The casing all provides cutouts to hold each of the three tunnels – one on each side of the hip, and one horizontally across the top. Unfortunately, mine arrived floating loosely around the package, likely becoming dislodged during shipping.

Ultimately, this isn’t a huge deal – they stay put just fine if you use the box for storage once you actually have it.

The Three Ages – The Design

This is where The Three Ages onahip (US Link | Europe Link) really gets unique.

This is a full sized hip, weighing about 19 pounds (or 8.6 kilograms.) This means you have all the benefit of using a hip – the realism, the heft of feeling those butt cheeks in your hand, feeling the legs rest against your thighs as it slams down… all of it.

Only instead of having a fixed vagina tunnel, the sleeves pop out, leaving a big hole until you put another one in.

If you’ve ever used a cup-style onahole or a product like the KYO Fusion, you know how these work.

All you’ve got to do is push the tunnel inside until it’s snuggly in place. To remove it, just carefully pull on it until it pops up. The entire process takes under 30 seconds.

The back of the onahip gives everything you’d hope for – a nice, plump ass to squeeze or smack as you enjoy fucking it. No complaints here, it feels great to hold and squeeze.

A quick note about the tunnels themselves – each one is quite long, which is great for people with longer penises. Given the fact that that are several onaholes here, I expected Seiraku Toys to cut corners. But the material doesn’t feel any cheaper than any other quality onahole.

The Three Ages – The Feeling

So, how do the four tunnels – the three vaginal, plus the one anal tunnel, feel?

Well, one of the strengths is this toy (US Link | Europe Link) is versatility – in a toy like this, having options is one of the big advantages. I’m happy to share that all the tunnels are quite different from each other!

If I had to sum them up, I’d say:

• The 18 year old tunnel is surprisingly, the loosest and least stimulating of them all. Great for long sessions and edging, as well as those that prefer softer feeling toys.
• The 28 year old tunnel is by far the most stimulating. You’ll feel a lot of raised, hard bumps that squeeze down onto your shaft and take you for a rougher, more intense ride.”
• The 38 year old is a blend between the two. It’s still on the more stimulating side, but less ‘in your face’ with it. Without looking at the tunnel design, it feels like going through lots of pleasurable ridges. The first third of the tunnel is particularly well done, making this a great choice if you like long, deliberate strokes.
• The anal tunnel is less stimulating than the 28 year old tunnel, but more stimulating than the others. Interestingly, it had kind of the opposite shape you’d normally expect with an anal tunnel – it got tighter as it went on, rather than opening up. The ‘anal ring’ sensation you want to push through was a few inches into the tunnel, not at the entrance. Still, it was highly pleasurable.

Each of the three vaginal sleeves can be used outside of the hip should you wish to do so. When using them outside of the hip, the 18 year old was my favorite. Inside the hip, my favorite by far was the 28 year old.

The hip itself clamps down onto the tunnel, making each one tighter and bringing out the uniqueness of each sleeve. I’m a fan of high stimulation toys myself, so this one felt incredible.

Note that I’d still give the Cherry Hyper the edge when it comes to total realism in a hip, and the Cherry Auto SDP-X the highest overall ‘wow’ factor in terms of what’s possible to feel with a toy. That is the only other hip I’ve used with a detachable sleeve, but it also has vibration, suction, auto stroking, and heat, so a normal toy was never going to compete with that, haha.

Where this toy shines is the fact that each of the three sleeves feels different from each other, and it’s very fast to swap them out mid-session.

Oh yeah, and cleaning all three of them is still faster than cleaning a regular onahip.

Cleaning

The first major advantage of this toy is versatility – it’s like having 3 hips in one.

The second major advantage is cleaning.

I now own like 5 full sized hips. I love using them, they truly provide an experience you can’t get with a regular sleeve. But, using one is a rare treat, because I hate dealing with the cleaning after.

(My girlfriend kindly offers to clean them, but that just feels… wrong.)

Unless you use the anal tunnel, there is NO hassle cleaning The Three Ages onahip. Pull out the sleeve, wash it like any other sleeve, dry it outside the hip, and you’re good to go.

There is no hauling a heavy onahip to the shower when you’re tired. No wrestling it and getting your chest all wet trying to scrape all the lube out. No accidentally dropping it while it’s all wet and getting it dirty again.

You can enjoy the hip, with NO extra cleaning hassle.

Just know when you DO choose to use the anal tunnel, you will have to deal with the full onahip cleaning experience. Water will also get in the giant hole where the sleeves go, so you’ll want to dry that out. A paper towel is easy enough to use, as you can easily get your hand inside the full thing. Gotta admit I haven’t tried fisting the toy yet, though.

Closing Thoughts

I was REALLY worried that this was going to be a gimmick. That the included sleeves would be cheap junk, and it simply wouldn’t come close to other onahips offered by Onahole.com / Motsutoys.

Thankfully, this product delivered.

The fact that it’s so easy to clean would have made this a good deal with just one of the sleeves. The fact that you basically get three hips in one – that all offer a different experience, makes it an incredible value.

Let’s end this review by looking over my pros and cons:

The Three Ages Onahip - The Verdict

Pros

• Three interchangable sleeves offers incredible versatility
• Full, hefty onahip that feels very realistic to use
• Very quick to change sleeves
• Both low and high stimulation options
• Detachable sleeves means quick and easy cleaning

Cons

• Tunnels are not labeled, and look similar. Hard to tell which is which.
• 18 and 38 year old tunnel feel somewhat similar

An incredible value, especially for those that love hips but hate cleaning them! All the benefits of an onahip, with none of the downsides!

You can pick up this onahip by clicking here. (US Link | Europe Link)

Having any questions about The Three Ages hip? Let me know and I’ll get back to you ASAP!

~ Majora

Onahole.com / Motsutoys just sent us over one of the coolest toys yet, and I’m very excited to share my thoughts on it today.

Pure silicone. Vibrant, fantasy-inspired design. This isn’t your average cheap sleeve, it’s an entirely different class of toy.

Perfect? No. Will it be some people’s favorite? Yes, and because it’s so unique, there are good reasons for it.

In this review I’ll be sharing both the good and the bad about the Cute Dragon Impregnated (US Link | Europe Link) – because this is the type of toy that will be very divisive. You’ll either love it, or you’ll hate it.

Cute Dragon Impregnated – The Packaging

XTC Japan sets the tone right away with packaging that can only be described as HOT.

It might just be because I love ass. It might be because Lexi does so many amazing monster girl audios. Either way, the dragon girl on the front of the packaging immediately made me go “Yes, I want to fuck that. Right now, actually.”

Little chibi versions of the main girl are present on other side of the box, with a picture of the tunnel itself on the back.

Inside the box, there is no art at all – it was completely neglected. It’s not the biggest deal in the world, but for an onahole that retails for $70, it was a bit of a letdown. Especially given how hot the outside art was.

Inside the box, the onahole is wrapped in a protective bag. A trial packet of lube was included in the box, which is always a plus.

(And for this onahole, you’ll need a LOT of lube. More on that later.)

Cute Dragon Impregnated – The Design

This is one of the standout features of the Cute Dragon Impregnated onahole (US Link | Europe Link), and it looks even better in person.

This was always meant to be a fantasy-style onahole, similar to the style you’d see with a company like Bad Dragon. This is 100% authentic dragon pussy. Not a human girl cosplaying with wings and horns, but something that’s actually beyond human.

It takes its job seriously and spares nothing.

The bright blue and purple gradient cascading throughout the toy looks even better in person than it does in the photos.

The entrance design has your penis entering a tunnel a bit over an inch long that really makes you feel like you’re about to thrust into a real monster girl. Again, it’s not just a recolor sleeved, it’s actually designed to feel like a different species in every aspect.

The shape, scales and intense textures present throughout the onahole give it a lot of detail and make it really impressive to look at. Just looking at it, it seems like it would be an expensive toy. Similar Bad Dragon toys retail for $40 more than this.

Last but not least, unlike most onaholes that are sold by Onahole.com / Motsutoys, the Cute Dragon Impregnated is made out of pure silicone – not TPE.

This gives it a harder, firmer, more durable feel that screams ‘quality.’ You can immediately see and feel the difference holding this vs. a cheaper, $30 sleeve.

Cute Dragon Impregnated – The Feeling

This is where this onahole (US Link | Europe Link) gets controversial.

Because it’s made of silicone, it was always going to be hard and very stimulating. It’s very difficult for silicone to match the softness and realism that TPE offers.

(Actually, that’s one reason I think so many monster girl sleeves are made from silicone – there’s an EXCUSE to shy away from realism.)

The issue with this onahole is that it’s also extremely tight. Probably the tightest onahole that I own, in fact – and definitely the tightest I’ve ever received from Onahole.com / Motsutoys.

If you are average or below in terms of girth, this toy is going to feel awesome. Very highly stimulating, very durable, very hard. It won’t one that you’d use for long edging sessions, but boy can it pack a punch.

The problem is if you are above average in girth, even slightly. This is where I fall into – slightly above average, and the toy is tight to the point of being slightly uncomfortable.

Sometimes that’s what I’m in the mood for, and this toy still delivers. But a lot of the time, it’s a bit too tight for comfort.

I must say, you can truly feel the tunnel design more than most toys, because it’s so hard and so tight. And the further you push into it, the better it feels.

But due to the tightness, I really have to be in the mood for that sort of thing.

If I had a smaller penis, it might be my daily driver. The design IS really good – it’s just not a good fit for my penis.

Cleaning

You’d think because this toy is so tight and heavily textured, that it would be difficult to clean.

However, I didn’t find that to be the case at all. In fact, the lube seems to slip off the silicone material more easily than a TPE equivalent.

Rinsing took under 30 seconds, and despite the lengthy entrance it is easy enough to scrape the back of the toy without any problems.

Note that because it’s made out of silicone, you don’t have to worry about bacteria seeping into the material itself. This means you have a bit more leeway when it comes to making sure it’s perfectly dry.

However, a drying stick worked just fine to get any excess moisture out after I was done cleaning it.

Closing Thoughts

If you have an average or smaller-than-average penis, this toy is probably going to feel like heaven. It’s incredibly well-designed and extremely stimulating.

But if your girth is larger than average… you might just find it a bit uncomfortable, honestly.

I’ve heard from others that this toy can get a bit more comfortable as you use it more, so I’m going to keep trying it out over the next few months to see what happens. If the experience changes in a notable way, I’ll update this review to let you know.

Otherwise, let’s look back over this review by going over my pros and cons!

Cute Dragon Impregnated - The Verdict

Pros

• Hot outer box art
• Very beautiful design – vibrant colors, and lots of detail
• Unique and aesthetically pleasing tunnel entrance
• Very highly stimulating. Very distinct tunnel sections
• Made of silicone instead of TPE. Very durable

Cons

• No inner box art
• TOO tight if your girth is larger than average

VERY pleasurable with average or small penises. Perhaps a bit too tight for those on the larger side.

You can pick up the Cute Dragon Impregnated onahole by clicking here. (US Link | Europe Link)

If you have any other questions about it, let me know and I’ll be happy to answer them!

~ Majora

I have reviewed many different onahips from Onahole.com / Motsutoys since I started writing for Lexi’s blog, and I’m excited to review one that’s a little bit different than the usual! (US Link | EU Link)

Seiraku Toys has partnered with AnjaAmelia for an onahip modeled after her body – pretty neat, as most of their onahips are modeled after anime girls.

But if you already own an onahip, is it worth adding to this one to your collection? What if you’re looking to buy an onahip for the first time – is this one a good choice?

In this article I’ll be taking an honest look, and sharing my thoughts after enjoying it for quite a few sessions!

Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip – The Packaging

I might get some hate for this, but I’ve got to be honest.

I consider myself a gooner extraordinare, but I had no idea who Anja Amelia was before receiving this toy. One look at that large ass on the front of the box however, and I knew I’d been missing out.

The entire theme of the packaging is centered around Anja in the pool, and the rest of the box continues to encapsulate this theme.

Even the tunnel names encasuplate the water theme. For example, ‘Jetstream Joyride’, ‘Floodgate Finale’, and ‘Bikini Bottom Bind.’ Gotta love it!

I received this onahole in April, so as you might imagine I’m definitely ready for the summer months ahead!

While there was no additional art inside of the box, there are a couple of goodies you might not expected!

Most obviously, you receive a pair of Anja’s bikini bottoms, which fit the onahip perfectly (pictures will be shown later.)

You also receive a trial pack of lube, which Seiraku Toys seems to be including with most of their new toys now. Always excellent to see!

Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip – Design

For a small onahip, I’d say the design on the Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip (US Link | EU Link) is pretty well done.

I would have liked a bit more coloring around the labia, but overall there’s nothing to complain about.

The big differentiator is going to be the included bikini bottoms – they fit the onahip perfectly, and really help sell the summer, pool theme.

While clothing on onaholes isn’t necessarily anything new, it’s nice to see an accessory like this come to a Seiraku Toys hip – I believe this is the first time they’ve done something like this.

Plus, there is something satisfying about pulling the thong bikini to the side for a little peek.

This is also just a personal preference, but I also like the innie vagina design, rather than opting for the larger labia minora and clitoris you find on their Cherry onahips.

This is true to Anja Amelia’s actual anatomy – at least the videos I looked at.

Finally, let’s talk about the size. This is not a large onahip – and truthfully, I’d rank it closer to something like the Cherry Mini or the Nurse’s Special Treatment than an actual, lifelike sized hip like the Ereshkigal Cherry.

To put things in perspective, Motsutoy’s most popular Onahip – the Ereshkigal Cherry, is 30cm wide and weighs 6.1kg (about 13.44 pounds.)

The Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip on the other hand measures about 19cm wide, and weighs about 3.26 kg (~7.18 pounds) – just over half the amount.

This puts it closer to minihip territory than full sized onahip. Especially since other onahips the site offers are even larger.

All-in-all, the design is solid for me. Nothing that completely ‘wowed’ me, but not bad either. If I didn’t have the thong, I probably wouldn’t be able to pick it out from my collection of other onahips, but I can’t complain.

Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip – The Feeling

This is where this onahip (US Link | EU Link) really became quite different than others I’ve tried.

The vaginal tunnel of this onahip has almost no stimulation at all. It is quite honestly one of the lowest-stimulation toys I’ve ever tried, and I wasn’t even sure if I was actually inside of it when I closed my eyes and started thrusting for the first time.

At first, I found this to be very disappointing. I am slightly above average in size and girth, so it’s not like I wasn’t hitting the material – there’s just very little to actually feel. It felt less like I was fucking a girl’s vagina, and more like I was trying to fuck the pool itself.

Where this can turn into a good thing though is if you like edging. Very low stimulation means you can safely get up close to the edge – and stay there, for a long time.

Still, I think other toys like the Brain Hacker DX or the famous ZXY make better toys for long edging sessions. Especially since this mini onahip has so much weight.

The anal tunnel, I’ll admit, is a bit better.

It’s still quite low stimulation, but it is a bit tighter so you do feel a bit more. I would still rate it as having little stimulation, but you can at least feel it.

I found the feeling of this toy to be quite disappointing. Even the ZXY I’ve had for two years – with most of the material having fallen out, still has more stimulation than this.

It makes me wonder what went wrong.

Just to make sure I wasn’t crazy, I looked at another reviewer’s opinion before I published this, who graded it as “very stimulating.”

Either they’re lying (sadly quite common in the world of sex toys), or I received a defective unit. Again, this was one of the least stimulating toys I’ve ever used.

Cleaning

The Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip (US Link | EU Link) is not a full-sized onahip, so cleaning it doesn’t have the same challenges that larger onahips bring.

This one can fit safely in your sink, and it’s easy enough to maneuver and clean without it flopping around all over the place.

While two tunnels does mean a slightly longer cleaning time, there isn’t anything about this one that makes it difficult to clean.

So, it’s actually easier than most other toys that are on the larger end.

So, it gets an A for convenience!

Closing Thoughts

Because I had mixed opinions on this mini onahip, let’s look back over the review by going over my pros and cons:

Anja Amelia's Chubby Hip - The Verdict

Pros

• Sexy photos of Anja on the box
• Bikini bottom was a great addition, that helped sell the summer theme
• Creative tunnel names
• Easy to clean
• Good for edging
• Well-balanced, feels durable

Cons

• No inner box art / photos
• Extremely low stimulation

A decently-designed onahip. While it's good for edging, it is one of the lowest-stimulation toys I've ever used.

Unless you are a fan of low stimulation toys, I would skip this one.

Instead, if you’re looking for an onahip, check out my review for the Nurse’s Special Treatment or Cherry Mini – both of which were much more enjoyable than this one.

Of course, if you have any questions about Anja Amelia’s Chubby Hip onahip (US Link | EU Link), you can ask them below and I’ll be happy to help! I’ll still be keeping it around, despite the fact I don’t intend to use it again any time soon.

~ Majora

I’ve been fortunate to watch the Ereshkigal Cherry line expand from one incredible onahip, to five over the last couple years. And considering how good all of the previous Cherry toys have been, I’m not surprised.

For the first time however, Seiraku Toys is going in a new direction, and adding a new product that is smaller than it’s predecessors.

If you want a Cherry onahip in a more compact and convenient size, I’m happy to share that the Cherry Mini is now shipping from Onahole.com (US) and Motsutoys (EU)! (US Link | Europe Link)

But, how does it compare to the larger Cherry models – and is it worth the asking price?

In this review, I’ll share my honest feelings after testing it!

Cherry Mini – The Packaging

Seriaku Toys has always been pretty good with their packaging for their Cherry onahips. I’m happy to say that this one is no exception, despite the fact that it’s now the cheapest one in their lineup.

All around the box you’ll find pictures of Ereshkigal showing off her lovely… assets. This one seems to use a hot fire theme and this is consistent through out the entire packaging.

Once you open it up, you’ll find a final piece of art, an included lube packet (always a plus) and… a stand up figure of Ereshkigal herself!

This neat little figure is unique to the Cherry Hyper, I haven’t seen it in any of the other Cherry onahips, and I now own them all.

It’s a little thing, but considering I wasn’t expecting to receive it, it was a neat little bonus that I was happy to find inside the box!

Seiraku Toys didn’t have to do this. But it’s a cheap little bonus that makes receiving their products even more fun. I’ll have to think about where I’m going to put this!

Like all Cherry Onahips, the Cherry Mini came wrapped in a protective bag, and was shipped in a hard plastic casing that prevented movement or damage during shipping.

I’m happy to share that it arrived in perfect condition!

Cherry Mini – The Design

As the name implies, the Cherry Mini (US Link | Europe Link) is the smallest – and the lightest hip in the Ereshkigal Cherry line.

In fact, despite the name, it’s hard to think of this as a full onahip at all – instead, it’s more of a mini onahip, in a similar line to the Nurse’s Special Treatment by XTC Japan.

Weighing 3kg (~6.6 pounds) and measuring 21cm (~8.25 inches) wide, this makes it small enough to use similar to an onahole – though one-handed usage is still a bit difficult.

For reference, the full sized cherry is about 50% larger, and about double the weight. The Cherry Hyper is even larger.

Many people have mixed feelings about mini onahips of this size.

On one hand, they do have a lot more heft than a traditional onahole sleeve. You can still hold the cheeks as you lift it up and down onto your member, and there is a noticeable amount of weight that rests on you.

At the same time, it doesn’t give the same level of realism or immersion that a full sized onahip – about the size of an actual woman’s ass, can give.

Fucking mini onahips missionary or doggystyle is also much more difficult – the Cherry Mini is definitely easier to use if you’re holding it with your hands.

The Cherry Mini – like all other Cherry Onahips except the Auto SDP-X, has both a vaginal and anal tunnel, which I’ll talk more about in a moment.

So, the overall design is quite similar to other Cherry Onahips… just smaller. Only you know how important and immersion is to you.

If you want the feeling of gripping a realistic-sized ass? Maybe opt for a bigger model. Just care about the feeling? The Cherry Mini might be a great way to save some money.

Cherry Mini – The Feeling

I came into this looking at the Cherry Mini (US Link | Europe Link) as a cheaper version of the other Cherry products. So my thought when I first lubed it up was to hope for the best, but not have my expectations too high.

However, I was pleasantly surprised!

The Cherry Mini is not as ‘realistic’ as something like the Cherry Hyper. However, it felt surprisingly good – and surprisingly realistic, despite the fact that this onahip is a much cheaper price.

I did find getting inside a little bit more difficult than I’d hoped, but once you’re in there, this feels like a tighter, higher stimulation version of some of the other Cherry products. In other words, it feels really darn good.

The anal tunnel is perhaps the more realistic of the two – it maintains a relatively similar tunnel design throughout, but expands and gets wider as you push further into it – similar to a real anal fuck. It lacks the tightness at the entrance you’d expect from anal, but the actual feeling as you push through it is great, and shows that a lot of care went into its design.

Having both tunnels offers a lot of versatility, as you have the higher stimulation vaginal tunnel, and the smoother ride that the anal tunnel provides.

I found it very pleasurable to switch between then multiple times in the same session – and having the anal tunnel makes it easy to edge for long periods of time.

Pro tip: Lifting and dropping this thing onto you might be one of the most pleasurable feelings in existence – especially with the higher-stimulation vaginal tunnel. Oh my god.

Cleaning

If you want some of that onahip-like experience but don’t want to deal with the one major downside – cleaning, you’re in luck.

Onahips are challenging because they don’t fit in the sink, they flop around like crazy, and cleaning them out feels like wrestling a bear. The Cherry Mini has none of these problems.

It can be cleaned almost as easily as any other onahole. While still a bit more challenging then a sleeve, this is only because you have to hold it balanced up with one hand. But once you have the water running, this is pretty much a non-issue.

Is it as easy as a small sleeve that flips inside out? No. You’ve got two tunnels and 6 pounds of material to carry around.

Is it difficult and annoying like most large onahips? Also no.

This makes it a great middle ground for someone that still wants a larger toy, without having to worry about the hassle of cleaning it afterwards.

Closing Thoughts

I have a lot of great things to say about the Cherry Mini (US Link | Europe Link) – it’s not using an onahip truly is a different experience than using an onahole, but the Cherry Mini feels a really unique gap in the market as well – a toy that is hefty, but still manageable to use without committing to a full hip.

Let’s look back over this review by going over my pros and cons:

Cherry Mini - The Verdict

Pros

• A great size in-between a traditional onahole and a full onahip
• Well-packaged, durable
• Came with lube and a bonus plastic figure
• Two very-well designed and versatile tunnels – great stimulation
• Easy to clean

Cons

• A bit too large for one-handed use
• A little tight to enter into – use lots of lube!

While it's not an onahip experience, it's a great toy on its own - with incredible sensations in both tunnels.

You can grab the Cherry Mini by clicking here. (US Link | Europe Link)

Have any questions about the Cherry Mini?

Ask them below and I’ll be happy to help!

~ Majora

Now what?

Although it may seem complicated, loading up scripts is actually quite simple once you get the hang of it.

In this guide, I’ll be showing you step-by-step how to play funscript files, both on desktop and mobile.

Let’s get started!

Loading Funscripts On Desktop

On desktop, by far the most powerful software available for playing funscripts is ScriptPlayer, which you can download by clicking here.

Once it downloads, open up and install the software. Once it launches, you’ll get something like this:

Connecting The Handy To The Internet

Before you can play funscripts, you will need to connect your Handy device to the internet. Thankfully, you only need to do this once, but it can be a little daunting if you’ve never done it before!

First, plug your Handy device in, and turn it on using the power button.

Then, visit Handy’s official onboarding page by clicking here, and follow the on-screen instructions.

Once you’ve completed the onboarding and you’re connected to the internet, you’re just about done! Note down any ‘connection key’ that the onboarding page gives you – this is what will allow you to connect to other apps and websites.

Before stepping away from your internet browser, I recommend boomarking the Handyverse configuration page here.

This is where you will go if you need to update or revert the firmware on your Handy, for any reason.

Connecting ScriptPlayer To Your Handy

Once you have your connection key, you’re ready to set up ScriptPlayer!

Like the previous step, you should only have to do this once.

To start:

1. Click the ‘Settings’ button in the top navigation bar.

2. On the left-hand side, click on ‘The Handy.’

3. Add your connection key in the box that says ‘Connection Key.’ Leave the rest of the information as default, but make sure ‘Handyfeeling.com’ is selected as the script host.

4. Click okay.

Once that’s done, click on ‘Devices’ and then ‘Connect to Handy directly.’

Scriptplayer should automatically connect, and you’ll see a little box pop up that says it connected successfully!

Playing Files

Once your device is connected, you’re ready to load a file!

To play a file, you will need both the video (or audio) file, as well as the funscript downloaded to your computer.

You can load these in either order, either by clicking ‘Open video’ or ‘Open script.’

Tip: If both the media and the funscript file are in the same folder, and they both have the same file name, loading one will automatically load the other!

Adjusting Latency

If you find that your funscripts don’t seem to be perfectly in sync – they either move too fast, or there’s a delay, don’t worry!

One thing that make ScriptPlayer so great is that you can adjust this down to the millisecond.

By default, the keys that do this are + (to increase delay) and – (to decrease it.)

However, you can change these to anything you wish by going to Settings -> Input Mappings, and then clicking the pencil icon next to any option.

Pretty neat!

Loading Funscripts On Mobile

Although mobile doesn’t provide an experience quite as smooth or seamless as desktop, it is hugely convenient to be able to load funscripts on your phone.

To start, you’ll need to download the onboarding app to connect your Handy to the internet.

If you are exclusively using iOS, you can download their onboarding app here.

If you’re on Android, click here instead.

Like on desktop, the app will generate a connection key for you to use with other apps or websites.

While dedicated apps are available, they tend to cost money, so most people use free websites like Beta.Funscript.io and Funscriptplayer.com.

These almost all work the same – connect your Handy to the website using the connection key, then load your media and funscript by tapping on the dedicated sections.

Note that this won’t actually upload your videos to their server, but it does allow the video to play in your browser.

Like on desktop, you will need to have both the media and your funscript downloaded to your device to play them.

That’s one thing that’s convenient about Lewd Lexi’s audio roleplays. Since they’re audio, the file sizes are small!

Closing Thoughts

Because most of the time is spent during one-time setup, playing scripts back is pretty fast once you do it the first time.

All you need is to select the media and funscript file, and you’re good to go!

If you are looking for extremely immersive audio content that actually has a real plot and immersive acting, consider checking out Lewd Lexi’s audios.

She releases 4 new funscripts monthly, along with over 20 new audio roleplays for you to enjoy. It’s a level of immersion you simply can’t reach with regular porn alone. Listening to them with funscripts has been the most immersive virtual sex experience of my life!

Anyway, I hope you found this guide helpful, and if there’s any area that you’re stuck on, let me know and I’ll be happy to help!

~ Majora

You know, there’s a reason so many ecchi animes are set in medieval settings.

Sure, you’ve got the action, the sense of adventure. But you’ve also got hot, big-chested girls wearing outfits that show them off in all the right ways.

If you’ve ever wanted to walk into a tavern at the end of a long day of adventuring, unwind, and pound a fair maiden into oblivion, that’s the theme you’re getting with the Corset Girl onahole by XTC Japan. (US Link | Europe Link)

But how does the onahole itself hold up? Is it actually good, or just a gimmick?

In this review, I’ll share my honest thoughts after spending a good amount of time with the Corset Girl.

Corset Girl – The Packaging

If you’re the type of guy that appreciates good box art, I’m happy to share that XTC Japan delivers.

The whole idea behind this onahole really is the theme – so they try to sell it before you ever lay eyes on the actual product.

Right on the front we have a girl that looks straight out of your favorite isekai anime, who the onahole is modeled after.

This theme continues all around the side of the onahole. The orange and brown color palette really give off the ‘old time tavern’ feel.

Although the inside of the box is relatively plain, there is one more piece of character art. The text roughly translates to, “Wow… even if you gulp it down like that… once you get to know the deep flavor, there’s no going back, you know?”

I suppose this could be referring to the beer she’s holding on the front, or maybe taste of your cock! Who knows?

Corset Girl – The Design

This is where the Corset Girl (US Link | Europe Link) really shines, both aesthetically and functionally.

If you haven’t visited the sales page yet, this onahole sells for about $40, making it not a ‘cheap’ onahole, but definitely not a high-end expensive one either.

For the price, the design, in my opinion, is very good. Yes, you get the main corset on the actual onahole itself, but you also get a round, full pair of breasts. The straps on the side and around the pussy really make the corset a full-body outfit that helps both the breasts and the labia pop.

This amount of care and detail is not something you often see on a $40 onahole.

A lot of care was also put into making the vulva look realistic, with separate sculpted sections for the vaginal entrance, the labia, and the clitoris.

Yes, an anal tunnel is missing on this onahole, but adding one would have taken away from the anime girl aesthetic this onahole was going for. After all, you only have so much room. I will suggest a similar alternative with an anal tunnel later, if you’re interested.

Before closing out this section, I’d like to talk about the shape.

One of the most impressive things about this onahole is how comfortable is to hold.

There’s a true hourglass figure here, with a much thinner section right below the breasts. This allows your hand to rest perfectly between the top of the main corset, and right below the breasts, which your thumbs comfortably rest against during use.

It feels perfectly balanced, light, and natural to use for one-handed stroke sessions, even for lengthy periods of time.

It’s probably the most comfortable I’ve used in this side for one-handed use. I wanted to point this out, because it’s not something that would be obvious looking at the product pictures alone.

Note: Although the shape is great for one-handed use, it is not possible to use this onahole with devices like The Handy or the Lovense Solace Pro.

Corset Girl – The Feeling

When I unboxed the Corset Girl (US Link | Europe Link), I was worried that all the money was going to have been spent on the design – with none left over for actually, well, feeling good.

In a nutshell, for $40, the feeling of the tunnel is about what I’d expect. Which is to say, it feels pretty damn good, and I would not be at all disappointed with this being my first onahole.

It is not the best feeling onahole that I’ve ever used. That honor goes to the Succubus Face, Nurse’s Special Treatment, or Cherry Auto SDP-X.

However, it’s also a league above all the cheap $20 onaholes out there as well. The quality bump is noticeable, for sure.

The Corset Girl has a lot going for it:

• The earlier sections so a good job at squeezing and providing texture to your shaft as you pump through it.
• Section 5 provides a lot of stimulation for your head.
• The womb chamber at section 6 feels great to occasionally push into, and cum inside.

I feel like it could have benefited a bit more from a bit higher stimulation in section three, while also being a bit tighter overall towards the entrance. But that may just be my personal preference.

Still, it was soft and insanely pleasurable, especially as my masturbation sessions got longer. It’s just so darn comfortable to hold, you can’t help but want to edge with the Corset Girl for a long time.

Overall it’s very well balanced. Not too tight, not too overstimulating.

If I didn’t have like 30 onaholes, I’d probably use this one pretty often. And if your budget is in the $30-50 range, you can’t go wrong here.

Cleaning

Being a mini-torso with a womb chamber, I expected this to be a little harder to clean than other smaller onaholes.

Thankfully, because it’s so soft and the tunnel length isn’t crazy long (about 5.7 inches, or 14.5 centimeters) – getting in there wasn’t too difficult.

A quick rinse is more than enough to get almost everything out, and you can use your finger to scrape out any trapped lube.

The final chamber will require you to really get in there with your finger, and later while drying. But the chamber is easier to access than other onaholes I’ve used.

All-in-all, the entire process is pretty quick. Cleaning accessories like the KYO Shower are not needed for this one.

Closing Thoughts

Let’s summarize this review by looking back over my pros and cons:

Corset Girl - The Verdict

Pros

• Box art ties in the theme nicely
• Sculpted corset on the onahole looks fantastic
• Large, supple breasts that really pop
• Great design on the vagina – looks very realistic
• One of the most comfortable onaholes I’ve ever held
• Well-balanced in terms of stimulation and tightness
• Good value for price

Cons

• Only one tunnel
• Although it’s well-balanced, it can feel ‘average’ at everything. People who want something really stimulating, really soft etc. might choose another onahole

A very solid option for someone new to onaholes, and a great value for the price. People with specialized preferences may prefer another toy, however.

Overall, it’s hard to be disappointed by the Corset Girl (US Link | Europe Link), especially for the price.

If you want something more stimulating that also has two tunnels, I might suggest the Slut Angel DX over this one however, unless you really like the Corset aesthetic. The Slut Angel DX is also by XTC Japan, and remains one of my most recommended onaholes of all time.

Otherwise, check out this article here for more specialist onaholes.

Have any questions about the Corset Girl? Ask them below and I’ll be happy to help!

~ Majora